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Break the Rules, Take the Heat

A/N: I am loving the headcanon that since Daren Norris is voicing Mr Smelt that he is secretly Knockout in disguise so this is a lttile drabble exploring that idea!

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As soon as the final bell rung, Mr Smelt was out of his classroom door and heading as fast as he could across the parking lot towards a red Aston Martin. Or more accurately, the Aston Martin willed his holoform as fast as it could across the parking lot, for it wasn’t really a car at all.

It was a Cybertronian named Knockout, former Deception and disgraced cosmetic surgeon who was currently in hiding from anyone even vaguely Cybertronian. It had been fifteen years since Knockout had ran away and he had no interest in wasting away in some human sized cell without wax polish or access to a professional buffer. Nor did he want to become canon fodder for a failing war he’d never cared about in the first place.

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An mtmte arcade fighting game!?!???

#reblog

I don't think that calling a group of people "dirty robot fuckers" is a very nice way to get them to perform the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn to you but good luck getting your answer I guess

the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn 

my first post will be Rodimus smiling… :)

eeby deeby...!

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Into the mew-verse

Okay, I can't sleep (again) so I'm rewatching the last two eps of Earthspark and... hmm. There was this one theory submitted on my Earthspark blog that seemed pretty interesting, and suddenly it makes a lot of sense.

Ehh, this got long... also, spoilers ahead for future episodes.

So, the Maltos have the Emberstone, and then it's teleported away and stolen by Skywarp. (she is so pretty-)

So now she's got the Emberstone, and she holds it as she negotiates with the Maltos.

And then, suddenly, it starts to glow in her hand, and there's a voice.

Evolution of Hope.

She's... super confused by this. And distracted.

So Thrash throws his wheel thing to knock the Emberstone out of Skywarp's hands, then Twitch flies up and grabs it and returns it to Mo.

But the Emberstone stops glowing pretty quickly after Skywarp isn't touching it anymore. It glows for a second after Twitch grabs it, but it stops before it's even passed on to Mo. It doesn't start glowing again until Robby and Mo ask Quintus Prime for help, and then it creates Nightshade, Hashtag, and Jawbreaker.

But wait. Three new Terrans? That's a little bit weird, considering how Twitch and Thrash were born specifically connected to the two young humans that were touching the Emberstone. And, well, maybe the numbers don't matter, or Quintus decided they needed extra help, but...

What if Skywarp touching the Emberstone made it create a new Terran connected to her? Specifically... Nightshade.

Nightshade's the only one to announce their own name rather than have Mo or Robby say it for them, and they seem to be the first born in the cave-- at least, they're the first one shown. They do have a connection to Robby and Mo, because of the pronouns scene, but there's a theory that they might also be linked to Skywarp.

The synopsis for episode 13 says that "they (Nightshade) find a new connection in the most unlikely of places". Just saying... *shrugs*