That Looks Fucking Awesome

You asked what's inside his pocket

Honestly dude. Roshi is so fucking cool sometimes but its very hard to actually like him due to all the other stuff he does.

I hate how much this guy sucks cause sometimes he kinda rules

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

Priorities

Dudes rock

I'd let him Special Beam Cannon me

long time no beast gohannn >:)

Playing uno with two people feels so weird like all +2, +4, skip turn and reverse cards just become the play again card

THIS ^ 

(damn dirty dog tongue post)

(the shitting in urinals thing has showed up in many posts so i dont have a link for that)

"I like windows, it just works"

Windows users when they don't want to be spied on by microsoft:

Freak4Freak except they're both sex-repulsed asexuals and they just have a weird thing for gore

i KNOW my period is coming soon bc i am seconds away from crying about pesto the penguin. pesto the baby king penguin that broke records at the melbourne sea life museum for being so big