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Savathûn? More like Savathicc

Also, same hat

drinking some peachy fruit drink. expect posts to turn deliriously horny witrhin 30 minutes

Under this chart my theory about the holocaust existing in the minion's universe because they did not attempt to help hitler only falls under level 2 head cannon

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

not only are there no bad languages there are also no bad or annoying dialects

underrated threesome dynamic of herding dog x lamb x wolf

What the fuck is Norweigan Gay Santa

Norwegian Gay Santa is getting his own dilf lover during Christmas, what else would you want out of life

I love this but also what if myths about fae stealing people and returning them "different" are just time travel and the whole thing about "don't eat fae food cause human food will taste like ass" thing is just that modern food has been formulated to taste good to us. Like, imagine a medieval peasant eating KFC. They'd never be able to eat their chicken again.

i really want to show modern things to historical people, not because it would kill them but because i think they'd find it interesting. like i'm pretty sure an ancient roman guy would like watching naruto.

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Necronym is the new term now and idc what anyone says