I Maaaaay Or May Not Take This Idea And Shove It Down The Rabbit Hole (read: Put It Into One Of The Drafts

Hygene is an important thing GO REBLOG

I've seen this work on people before but you see, it won't work with me

Sooo if this post gets like 11k notes, I'll actually put away the two things of laundry that is cluttering my room, and I will brush my teeth more than once a month

This won't work cuz I only have 10k on like two relatable posts lmfao

so didn't exactly go t osleep but I wathced the last helluva boss episode so I guees thats a win for me (not for future me tho)

it's two in the. fucking uh. idk morning? dawn? bro honestly idk but I have a german test and at this point it might just be easier to pull a fucken. all nighter cuz like. that's fun right. I mean all nighter. holy shit it took literallly 5 tries to write down 'right' right. alr nvm I'm going to sleep (not really) gn y'all

Wraith dear you know you can tell us anything, right? We won't judge you, no worries

i’m sorry what.😦

WAIT NO WAIT

WAIT

if this post gets 10k by my graduation, I will do a five second dance of yall choosing when I get up there

@pruszided please dissolve this situation World War Tea scares me

Also cold and iced tea and chocolate milk my beloveds

no one had “real names“ in ancient times if you wanted to be called broadback or servant-of-god or whatever everyone was chill about it

And when the others ask him what he was laughing about, he just tells them it was a memory that suddenly came to him, long ago knowing they wouldn't believe him if he said Paps finally gave up on trying to make him kill everyone with a "go f*ck yourself then, bro"

Imagining a quiet dinner with the Bad Sanses and suddenly Dust bursts out laughing. He presses his hands to his mouth but it only muffles his (almost screams) laughter.

Soon the laugher is swallowed down and replaced with broken giggles once in a while and then back to silence.

... and then a soft apology before he goes back to eating.

i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

Me and my wife arguing while living about 15 kms from each other like: