PART ONE AND TWO OF WARM BODIES: Posting This Again Cause Duh, Self Promotion Luvs 💕💅✨

No thoughts. Only adult Bart.

Plz- his E Y E S. He’s so pretty??? Gorgeous boy. Best Boy. Reckless? Yes. Smart? Also yes. A little violent? Always. Love him so much 🥺

Batboys and Bart: Part- Grayson

Okay so now is time for the long rant of Dick and Bart's dynamic. I'd like to state rn before anyone @/s me, I don't ship these two romantically, if anything it's more brotherly companionship than anything.

To start off, Bart would definatly be broken up about Wally's death just as much as Dickie would, and in a weird sense they'd have sort of an understanding. After Wally disapears, Artemis goes off grid so it's not like he can talk to her. Barry is off-limits for obvious reasons. (honestly some things Barry's said in the comics makes me feel like he blames Bart for Wally) More often than not, Bart would go to Bludhaven to talk to Dick and find comfort. Dick was, after all, Wally's best friend. And Bart would give him the same comfort.

Dick had already known Bart, he's seen him hang around the mannor, following behind Tim like a puppy with it's tail wagging. For a long time, he'd thought the two were dating with how close they were. Dick, being the awkard brother that's trying his best to get closer to his siblings would try and get to know his friends better and Bart really enjoyed his company whenever Dick stuck around.

Before Wally's death, Bart would always do anything and everything to make him jealous, upset, or a combination of the two. So every time Dick and Wally were in the same room with him, Bart would use his pick up lines on Dick just to piss Wally off and it worked every time. Dick, of course, knew what was happening because Bart had given him a rushed explination before he started doing that and he found it hilarious how Wally's face matched his hair as he dragged Bart away with the younger speedster yelling out "CALL ME". Tim pinched the bridge of his nose when he learned of this and Jason finds it hilarious as well. Damian, not so much.

Bart would definatly give Dick all the hugs, and Dick- being the touch starved boy he was with brothers who aren't too touchy and neither was Wally- always allowed it. He never really did anything in company but whenever they're having silent time just hanging out Bart would lean up against his shoulder or lean back to back with him. Speedsters are also actual furnaces so it's nice in the winter time. Dick would return the affections by a random hair ruffle in public or a touch to the shoulder to show he was there.

Just Batboys and Bart things

Snart: You know, that stuff will kill you one day.

Hartley, drinking an entire bottle of Wine: Exactly.

Owen, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed this up.

Bart, eating raw cookie dough and non-stop junk food: *nodding quickly*

Casting News The Flash Season 7

I am not too overjoyed with this whole Bart Allen-News. I guess it could go down great, but I have several issues with this whole thing:

1. They already did Bart’s storyline with Nora in Season 5. Are they just re-doing it? (That would be kind of lame).

2. He is supposed to be Barry’s grandson not his son, and there are reasons for that!

3. If he is his son, I hope for the sake of me continuing to watch the show without hating it that he is Nora’s brother and not the new child that replaces Nora, who will now never exist. Because that would mean that Eric Wallace did just erase a female character in order to replace her with a male one, mainly because he and the other writers and fans can’t stomage a female Hero as the Flash of the Future. And that would just be the worst, in every possible way. I mean this could lead to a Diggle-Spawn kind of thing with Nora coming back into existence at a later point and then having both there, but I am just … no, please not again. I don’t really want Barry angsting about erasing Nora from existence by … not dying - which would make no sense because if he would have died he could have never hand any kind of children at all. So just please let them not do this. So either replace Don with Bart or have litte Bro Bart if you must do this ( I don’t really think they must).

4. And there goes my theory that Nora’s Twin-Brother is the new Goodspeed. Unless they go around and change the timeline before the episode in which he turns up as Impulse, which actually could be interesting. And if this leak is actually meant as a distraction … mhm …. but still can’t see Bart in this kind of storyline (because that would be just wrong for the character).

*In the middle of a briefing*

Batman: Our target is a man by the name of Percy Dunn, he's the gangs runner and will be the most likely lead to the main operation.

Bart: Percy Dunn? The Lightning Thief.

Tim: That's Percy Jackson, Bart.

I just started headcanoning Traci, Jaime and Bart as the “bisexual disaster trio”. Who’s with me?

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inaccurate Batfam quotes #3

Dick, running away with arms full of cereal boxes: Stay away from me!

Tim, running after him: YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION!!

Jason, running after Tim: HE TOOK MY GUN!

Dick: Cereal is my soulmate!

Tim: Get a life!

Dick: I'd die without my Frosted Flakes!

Jason: At least you won't be eating that junk!

Dick: I'll be burried with a box of Froot Loops!

Tim: Give it up! It's an unhealthy obsession!

Dick: hisses in raisin bran

Bang

Dick: YOU JUST SHOT ME!

Tim: Oh shit, I'm so sorry!

Jason: What have I told you about running with guns?!

Damian: I'm gonna put myself up for adoption.

Bart: What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

Bart: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

Tim: What does glue have to do with this?

Bart: I knew you’d get stuck there

Nuts! Nuts!

[Young Justice 52]