Excuse, Of What Comic Is That Last Image That You Put In The Last Ask, Bart Looks Buff And Bigger As

Blue Beetle: is anyone here good at lying?

Impluse: yeah I’ve been faking stuff this entire time

Blue Beetle: like what?

Impulse, realizing he can’t tell Jaime he’s faked his entire personality because that would require a whole lot of context:...being straight

Blue Beetle:...okay so Bart can’t lie, Robin you do it

Bart :)))

If you haven’t heard there is a literal massacre going on in Sudan.

People are getting kidnapped, arrested, raped and killed. This has been going on for a few days now but naturally there’s hardly any media coverage.

THE WORLD CARES MORE ABOUT AN EMPTY CHURCH IN FRANCE THAN HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT BLACK MUSLIMS DYING IN SUDAN.

There are a few ways to help:

 - Emergency Medical Aid Donation

- Facebook campaign raising funds for food and other necessities

- International Rescue Committee

- Save The Children

Even if you can’t donate please help spread the news!!

#SudanMassacre

inaccurate Batfam quotes #10

Dick: Last night was a mistake and we must agree to never speak of it ever again.

Tim: Okay.

Jason: What happened last night?

Dick: No.

Tim: ...

Dick: Tim... Don't.

Tim: But...

Dick: Tim...

Tim: ...I saw Dick at the men's club.

Jason: Okay?

Tim: He was on the pole.

Jason: oh.

Dick: If you wake up glued to the ceiling, no one will help you.

Jason: I would help.

Dick: You'd join him.

Damian: I would laugh.

Dick: I know you would, Damian.

Destiel Christmas

Sam: *puts tinsel on Dean*

Sam: Making you a Christmas tree...

Dean: What? Why?!

Sam: Because the angel tops. *smirks and continues putting tinsel on him*

Cas: *spits out drink* WHAT?!

(literally thought about this a few minutes ago)

Okay, so lemme point something out.

Bart Allen: Sassy, Sarcastic, smug little shit, will roll his eyes a lot. Neurodivergent, has a prosthetic, and a literal genius. Quiet and reserved while also being a social butterfly, hard headed and will fight for his beliefs.

Hartley Rathaway: Sassy, Sarcastic, smug little shit, scoffs at the idiocy. Him and his sister on the spectrum and he has his hearing aids. A certified genius and advocate for homeless, metas, and LGBT+. Quiet and reserved, a public figure, and strong willed.

And you’re telling me. These two. Have had ONE. INTERACTION. Where Bart DIES IN THE END. W H A T. DC YOU LITERALLY GAVE YOURSELF ONE OF THE BEST DUO’S ACCIDENTALLY AND YOU DONT EVEN— WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TELL ME HARTLEY WOULDN’T ADOPT BART IN A HEARTBEAT. DO IT, YOU CAN’T.

A new JayBart fic, cause I’m weak. ✨

“Four times Tim Drake was oblivious to his best friend dating his brother, and the one time it hit him like a truck.”

THE BOY EVER !!

Stimmy Speedster Sunday II!

inaccurate Batfam quotes #5

Dick: What are cute names to call your other half?

Tim: Sugar.

Jason: Honey.

Tim: ...Eggs.

Dick: What?

Jason, smirking: 1/2 lb butter.

Dick: Guys...

Tim: Stir.

Dick: Tim, no.

Jason: Pour into pan.

Dick: Jason, stop.

Tim: Preheat to 350.

Dick, sighing heavily: I hate you.

Tim: Love you too, preheat to 350.

Jason: Hate you too, pour into pan.

Bart: what if go evil and run towards you at high speeds?

Kon: My arms are very strong. I would catch you and I would hug you.