Jason And Bart Tropes #3

A typical day

Tim, Bart and Jason all hanging out:

Tim on his phone: ...

Jason, braiding Bart's hair: ...

Bart happy about the attention: *speedforce actin' up*

Jay: Did... did you just fucking purr?

Bart, panicking: uhhHHHH EVASIVE MANUVERS! *full force slams a tissue box in Jay's face and runs away*

inaccurate Batfam quotes #17

Can we all agree it’s canon that Bruce and Jason have this weird competition of T-shirts to talk shit about the other? Like... Bruce walking around one day and the paparazzi take a picture of him in a “proud father of a great kid who’s sometimes an asshole” shirt. Jason sees it and retaliates by wearing a “Wonder where I learned to swear” shirt to an informal party and they just kept going.

Shazam: [First time meeting the league] oh my god this is so cool!! Tell me everything! What are all of your powers?! I mean, I know Superman is like, indestructible and can fly, and Wonder Woman is super strong and invincible, and Aquaman can talk to fish-

Aquaman: That's not-

Shazam: -and Green Lantern can create stuff, and Flash is super fast, and Batman has super strength too-

Superman: Actually, Batman doesn't have powers.

Shazam:

Shazam: Yeah he does. He's a superhero.

Flash: Nope. He's just a regular dude in a bat costume.

Wonder Woman: He's very competent though.

Wonder Woman: [quietly] compared to certain other heroes at least

Green Lantern: [offended] Hey!

Shazam: But- But how does he fight bad guys?

Flash: He punches them with his human fists and then blows them up with expensive weaponry

Shazam: That's insane! How is he not DEAD?!

Green Lantern: That's what we keep asking ourselves

Shazam: But how does he get to the bad guys if he can’t fly and doesn't have super speed?

Aquaman: Well, sometimes he catches a ride with someone else

Shazam: ...are you telling me Batman piggy back rides into battle?

Green Lantern: [straight faced] It's the only way he rides.

Shazam: Wait, what about Robin? His side kick? He has powers right?

Superman: uh, no not really.

Shazam:

Green Lantern: Only one of the Gothamites have superpowers

Shazam: Wait, you let normal children fight villains?

Superman: WE don't.

Shazam: So you, a league of superheroes, can't stop ONE powerless human from letting kids fight mutant supermonsters?

The League:

Superman: Look, he's very convincing.

Aquaman: Incredibly persuasive

Green Lantern: There was a power point presentation involved

bart time bart time

Bart, after he and Kon come back from the dead: I learned some very valuable lessons from this

Kon, suspicious: ... Go on

Bart: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God

He <3

bart allen i love you

Bart and his doggy Bark

Just wanted to give the flashfam a dog since bats n supers have theirs. Barks a fat lil corgi Bart adopted :-0 whole fam plays with her tho cause cmon little corgi baby. Maybe I’ll draw Bark with Barry, Wally, Wally, thad, n co at some point

Bart Allen, seeking approval from a super villain, part: this happens so often

inaccurate Batfam quotes #5

Dick: What are cute names to call your other half?

Tim: Sugar.

Jason: Honey.

Tim: ...Eggs.

Dick: What?

Jason, smirking: 1/2 lb butter.

Dick: Guys...

Tim: Stir.

Dick: Tim, no.

Jason: Pour into pan.

Dick: Jason, stop.

Tim: Preheat to 350.

Dick, sighing heavily: I hate you.

Tim: Love you too, preheat to 350.

Jason: Hate you too, pour into pan.

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