When I Was A Young Boy *tips Fedora* M'father

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

Well- yes, but also— yes.

i procrastinated on writing by making this quiz, pls take this to find out which phanon are you ✌️

CASE AND POINT

HE WAS GUNNA SAY MOTHER FUCKER. JUST LET HIM BE.

I love how all the Impulse fans that originated from the Young Justice tv series are crying “Bart, please. Just say fuck.” While the comic fans are crying “DC, let him say fuck!”

It’s a never ending cycle. We know how feral he is.

GUYS I JUST FOUND AN AMAZING BART TROPE HIDDEN IN MY 3AM NOTES THAT IS VITAL TO MY HAPPINESS AND IM STARTING A SERIES FOR A03 RIGHT AWAY STAY TUNED

Tim, absolutely sleep deprived and not even drinking coffee at this point, just inhaling caffeine: Life if just a long bingo game and the reward is death.

Jason, also sleep deprived and an intellectual: the fuck are you on about? Death is controlled by the three sisters past, present, and future with their magic scissors and thread.

Bart, ALSO sleep deprived and sprawled out on the couch and Jason’s lap: Be my Hercules.

Jason: Bold of you to assume I’m not Meg.

Tim, dropping his head in his hands: My life amounts to nothing more than a thread.

Bruce, extremely concerned for all of them: … okay.

Six Fanarts!

Bart, after he and Kon come back from the dead: I learned some very valuable lessons from this

Kon, suspicious: ... Go on

Bart: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God

Just as an FYI guys, I do story requests as well. If you want anything specific just message me in some way.

Cassie: Hey, guys? What’s the first thing that pops into your head when I say… “Wake me up?”

Secret & Impulse: Before you go-go~!

Superboy: When September ends…~

Robin: WAKE ME UP, INSIDE!

WAR AGAINST ANTI-VAX MOMS

Ok, Karen, listen up. I’ve fucking devised a plan and you can’t stop me. Okay, so, tiny robot mosquitoes, right? But instead of sucking blood, they inject vaccines. They have specific targets each and will return to HQ to be cleaned as to not spread any blood spread viruses. There should be a hotline for people to call to say no one will vaccinate them and it should be called the MDA. Mosquito Delivery Agency in long terms. This is a legit theory I made in the sum of two minutes after no sleep in two days.