Fuck You Poseidon, This Man Is Going Sailing With His Son.

THATS ME HAHAHAHA

CHAT I HAVE A NEW BLOG

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I think Damian might try it with his Middle East origins idk

But it’s probably more like;

“Is it because I’m of a superior blood?”

Or smthn. Idk. I just find this hilarious.

Headcanon that when Duke becomes comfortable with the family he instantly starts pulling the Black Card to win an argument.

The first time it happens is when Batman asks him to stay late in the cave to go over some reports but Duke is tired Damnit and B isn't listening to his protests so he pulls his best sad face and asks "Is it because I'm Black?" When Bruce says that Duke can't ask his siblings to cover for him. Cue the biggest panic that any of them have seen in a long time as Batman switches to Bruce and starts assuring him and telling Duke to go relax.

From there Duke has realised he's gotten a get out of jail free card that he uses carefully (Re: to get out of a gala early, to get his favourite food for dinner a couple of times.)

Using it on his siblings only works once or twice before they start on the orphan card that rarely works as they're all orphaned one way or another.

One time he used it on a villain and they almost instantly stopped beating him up to protest the accused racism.

Hera, hearing Odysseus didn’t cheat on his wife:

I love how this borders between sensical and just stupid. I love this tho and don’t take it to heart (its the funny kind of stupid)

HOW THE HASHIRA'S WOULD PLAY ROBLOX

HOW THE HASHIRA WOULD PLAY ROBLOX

SANEMI

● Would rage when he dies in an obby

●Very good at bullying kids on Roblox (obanai is helping)

●Would love a peaceful game

He secretly likes hello kitty cafe

●Doesn't play often

MITSURI

She would get scammed in adopt me (obanai gave her a unicorn pet)

Never bullies kid on Roblox

She would play Tycoon or obbys like hello kitty tycoon or some easy cute hobby

Plays with everyone especially shinobu and iguro

●she tried to invite giyuu but obanai unfriended him from mitsuri's phone

IGURO

● Plays with mitsuri and sanemi only

● He was so harsh that he got banned from Roblox

● I feel like he wouldn't play games with jails (BC of his past)He is friends with the hashiras (mostly plays with mitsuri and sanemi)

(Plays like once 1 a month)

MUICHIRO

● Doesn't have any regrets he bully kids so much the kids regret it every time

● He can play horror game at 4:00 without getting scared

● He has as many pets in adpot me it thinks it is cute

Man declines every friendship request he gets,his only friends on Roblox are tanjiro,nezuko, and of course, the hashiras

●(Installed the game bc of tanjiro)

GIYUU

● he plays calm towers

● He often play's alone but sometimes tries to make friends (it becomes so awkward that they leave the server)

Is friends on Roblox the kamaboko squad and shinobu,Shinobu bullies him a lot in any game

SHINOBU

She barely play's

She bullies kid while smiling at the screen

Bought butterfly wings

Joins giyuu to see what he is doing and bullies him

Gyomei

He is blind.

TENGEN

MAN AS ONE OF THE UGLIEST RICHEST AVATARS

Plays with his wife's and rengoku

man, I feel he plays games that cost money

(didn't get much in tengen sorry)

He calls everyone avatar poor, and he gets roasted so bad he needs to leave the server

RENGOKU

Man plays pizza pizza place and food obbie

Poor people when he gets voice chat he screams into the mic

Man is avatar is a bacon it thinks its cute

Pretty friendly as many friends

Bro, he texts like he is still in the 1920s

Love YALL ALL THIS IS MY SECOND POST TAKE YOU IF YOU LIKED HAVE A AWESOME DAY

Jason Todd's pain tolerance and responses

Wow my eyes are so wet today

We'll get through this!

Reblog to make prev fall asleep feeling loved and wanted

reblog if you support:

• pre- or non-hrt trans people

• genderfluid/non-binary people who want hrt

• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt

• pre- or non-op trans people

• tall transfems

• short transmascs

• fat/plus size trans people

• fem trans men

• masc trans women

• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind

• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck

• transfems with wide shoulders

• transmascs with wide hips

• genderfluid/non-binary people with facial hair or tits

• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not

• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present

• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest

• non- conventionally-attractive trans people

• non-conforming trans people

• non-"passing" trans people

• non-stereotypical trans people

We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!

I'm trying to prove a point to some transphobic relatives. Back me up tumblr.

Yall i just remembered that getting bit by a person is actually really bad like people go to the er for that

But Bruce doesn’t mind

He loves his kids and will tolerate them no matter what

Look, if you don't think all the Robins bit/still bite people, idk what to tell you.

Can we have a built in containment cell

For no specific reason at all