If You Fuckers Do The Skeleton War Shit Again This Year We’re Deleting The Website For Real

Fun fact, hammering metal spikes into tree trunks is a federal crime in the US because environmental activists used to do it in the 80s to fuck up chainsaws and logging equipment.

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

Hey alexa, play Mastermind (1 hour version) on repeat

Im obsessed with planes and everything that can go wrong... figuratively. just watched manifest, lost, and yellow jackets is up next. Love me some airplane horror

this new year, remember to be NEW:

Nasty and

Extremely

Weird about something that will alienate most of your followers

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

episodes that i think every tv show should have:

timeloop

whodunit

musical

beach trip

random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)

one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again

one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters