GOD DAMMIT

Is- Is Riz shorter than Kipperlily?

It continues!

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Bonus:

They finally got her there! 🥺💖💞

Brennan took one look at Cerrit Agrupnin’s sheer investigative power and decided, “Yeah, I need to sic this on Fig.”

My sincere hope for this season is that the appearance of a Cruller ancestor will grant Lou the dubious honor (through Delissandro’s careful charm and seduction) of fucking Calroy’s mom.

Sometimes, a party is one not-actually-buff wizard, one buff not-actually-wizard, one unbuff unwizard, and a petty larcenist.

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

Yes, the “We can’t just not look, can we?” scene in Those Old Scientists is hilarious but imagine the Department of Temporal Investigations began to refer to that as the “Boimler Maneuver” or alternatively the “Shy Pisser Maneuver”.

Because that’s very much what it is. It’s an entire room full of people standing in a corner of the room, trying not to look, while you do your business. It just so happens that that business is utilizing methods and technology from the future

It would be very on brand for Boimler that when he finally gets a maneuver named after him it’s also called the “Shy Pisser Maneuver”, forever branding him a shy pee’er regardless of whether he is one or not.

We might just have to “There is no live action adaptation of ATLA.” the entirety of K2’s whole deal. Nothing against K2. She’s a great bit. I just think it would also be a great bit to be like:

“How again did the bad kids get the Hangman through the giant Nightmare King Storm to return to Elmville in time to stop Porter’s ascension?”

“I think it was the gold tornado.”

“Yep, definitely the gold tornado and nothing else.”

You’re all wrong. It’s—

Endsplitter

when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other… like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳