AI Valentines I've Been Working On!! They're Finally Finished Yayyy

....I can explain-

Flint and Affection (pre-treasure planet days)

First things first, this man is a cuddle FREAK

Bad day? Cuddles. Good day? Cuddles. Tired? Cuddles. Want to get up? Cuddles. Happy? Cuddles. Sad? Cuddles. Angry? Cuddles with extra blankets.

He has a habit of taking over the bed and he has no shame for it, just hope he holds on to you and doesnt kick you off

He snores. Like a rocket. Beware

If he sees something remotely shiny, guess what, its in his pockets now, its a gift take it

He’s like a cat and will bring you presents, whether its the most expensive necklace in the galaxy or some bobbly head cheap souvenir he pocketed because he liked it

He’s a bit of a klepto, and you will have to constantly empty his pockets

Most of the time it isnt even interesting stuff or worth anything

Your lotion, a hair brush, a ruler, maybe an old watch, some man’s smoking pipe, and he will not even remember taking it

And BOY DOES THIS MAN HAVE A SINGING VOICE

He can and WILL serenade you with hand written songs and poems that are usually cheesy or absolute shit but he’s so excited and its cute

Will pick you up, get used to it

He has a really bad habit of overworking himself, as this is before he became really really treasure hungry

Please feed him and force him to bed, cuddles are good bribing tools

He loves his hair being touched and braided, Volcriens take great pride in their hair and have very elaborate ways of styling them, and he will get really soft if you mess with his hair

Will flex his muscles and tell you all the stories of his scars to impress you, only for Billy to tell you the real story and it ends up in a ten minute wrestling match because Flint is embarrassed

GIVE THE CREATURE BOYWIFE A NERVOUS SYSTEM. HE NEEDS TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO HOLD A CAT. Thank yew.

I was avoiding this ask because so many 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ideas got into my mind, but tumblr doesn't deserve my genious ideas ‼️

Human AM headcanons, in wich he can actually feel (suggestive?)

First of all he would be SUPER overwhelmed by all the new data being blasted into his system.

Like he is shocked. He can barely move the moment he can actually feel the heat, the humidity and the smell of his belly. Maybe his torture was waaaay too much.

AM's android/human body can't physically leave the monolith complex but his brand new nervous system allows him to experience a lot of things at the same time.

And of course, he can’t take his hands out of you.

His little pet, his favorite plaything. Oh how much did he enjoy the first time he could actually smell you. He was disgusted sure, but he loved it.

Also say bye to that straigtjacket, his hands are your new friend.

Touchy.

And he would force you to pet him.

His metal torso is so cold you almost refused to go further but his inhumane strength forced you to stay close.

Nuzzles, nuzzles and nuzzles.

"I WONDER HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH". You look at him in confusion as he took off his faceplate.

Oh shit he does have a mouth. And a decent set of teeth.

AND A TONGUE⁉️⁉️⁉️

He can't talk at all in this state but his tired gaze tells you everything, no turning back now.

Also cats are dead, silly, he will never know what it feels to hold one.

Anyways guys once we reach 10000000 suscribes and we will do part two!!! Dont kiss AM at 3 AM!!! (Gone sexual) /hj

(Deranged mumbling).

LOTSO!

Older Klown in the ship of big top. Maintenance worker with a infinity bag!

(CREDS TO: SOPA_INSTANTANEA/SOPA11URI)

IM DEATH, IM BACK ALIVE, DEATH AGAIN ‼️‼️‼️

EHEHEHE I LOVE AM SO MUCH :333 I LOVE DRAWINF HIM AND COMMISSIONING PEOPLE TO DRAW HIM WITH ME :333 IM SO HAPPY!!!

Ello ello! New follower here! So I've kinda fell down the treasure planet hole and yknow i like John Silver ❤ So if it's not to much to ask? But may we get some short reader x john silver HCs? :)

🏴‍☠️Are you sure you're just short or has he gotten bigger?

🏴‍☠️If you hadn't told him your age, he'd mistake you as someone younger.

🏴‍☠️Silver will help you reach for stuff by either getting it for you or lifting you up.

🏴‍☠️Will absolutely make you sit on his lap

🏴‍☠️He loves the fact that he can pick you up off the ground so easily. Silver will pick you up when you least expect it. It frustrates you but you secretly enjoy it.

🏴‍☠️ Piggyback rides? Mandatory.

🏴‍☠️ Gives you the nickname munchkin.

🏴‍☠️Gets scared that he might accidentally hurt you because of how small you are. Like not being able to see you and accidentally bump into you.

🏴‍☠️If you're ever feeling insecure about your height, he'll bend down and remind you that you're perfect the way you are. That he loves you regardless of your height.

🏴‍☠️ Bends down so you can give him a kiss.

🏴‍☠️Or Silver will pick you up, twirl you around and kiss you in a very romantic way.

🏴‍☠️ If anyone dares to make fun of your size, he'll scare them off.

"Why don't ye pick on someone ye're owns size then?"

(CREDS TO: SOPA_INSTANTANEA/SOPA11URI)

IM DEATH, IM BACK ALIVE, DEATH AGAIN ‼️‼️‼️

EHEHEHE I LOVE AM SO MUCH :333 I LOVE DRAWINF HIM AND COMMISSIONING PEOPLE TO DRAW HIM WITH ME :333 IM SO HAPPY!!!

Sketching this guy is so much fun!

summary :: hot and bothered wandering thanks to AM

warning :: nsfw, aphrodisiac use, flirting asf, fem reader, reader and Ellen got it on

note :: hello AM lovers 👋 reqs open

Mental and physical torture didn’t compare to the special kind of abuse AM had been putting you through for the past week.

He hadn’t cut up your feet and made you walk for miles, nor had he starved you with mirages of glorious food. No, not you. His favourite.

AM had kept a special genre of torture just for you.

He’d silently offered you a bar of chocolate. The first piece of food you'd seen in months. You should've know that it would come at a price, however you'd never been starved for so long and you never could've expected the chocolate had been drizzled with synthetic aphrodisiacs.

For days you had needed and ached.

Even more, AM had separate you from the rest. If only Ellen was with you, she’d help. Or Ted, Gorrister. Fuck, you’d even settle for Benny.

You’d kept up a limping pace, attempting to walk off your unbelievable horniness, but the exercise hardly took your mind away from the throbbing of your core. You were hot, sweaty and flustered. Filled with unsightly thoughts and feelings. No amount of walking (or running) had done away with your incredible lust.

You stumbled to a stop and began slipping your hand south. You just needed a release, one. You puffed, hand turning into a fist before it reached the line of underwear. No, AM would not be getting his sick show from you.

And as though he'd lingered in your mind, AM's booming voice carved through the barren landscape.

"Oh, don't let me stop you. Continue, please." He'd learned to imitate a gentleman awfully well. As much as you hated the need that choked your core you couldn't help but buckle at the knees from his rough voice. "If only I had a body, I'd help you out." Sickeningly sweet.

"If you had a body, I'd destroy it." A frustrated whisper, but AM heard it all the same.

"Is that a threat or a promise, baby?" Smooth, low and close to your left ear.

You slapped your hand over your mouth and continued to walk despite how much you wanted to bend over and take whatever AM wanted to give you. You had your dignity, you'd keep it until you'd walked for an entire year if you had to.

"Don't be like that, sweetheart. All I wanted was for you to have a little pleasure." You couldn't even feel sick by his words, you were unbelievably drowned by desire. You felt like an animal in heat.

It had been far too long since you'd had any release. Ellen was the last person you'd been to bed with, but neither of you had truely finished. Neither of you could.

You hadn't felt half as horny as you did now. Utterly dripping.

AM hummed and the vibration seeped into the ground you stood on. If there was a God other than AM, you wished he would end your suffering.

"Come on, I promise I won't tell the others. I'll even consider letting you gorge in a feats of your favourite foods." His voice loomed close and quiet until it was like his very being was behind you. "Touch yourself."

his words held such command you didn't know if your hand that begun sliding into your underwear was done out of your own will or AM's. You didn't much care. To hell with dignity. You'd drown yourself in embarrassment after this was all over with.

You'd curled up once again, in shame and discomfort. AM had won, simply. As he did time and time again. At least this time, you were able to get a release from his torture. One that the two of you enjoyed.

Flint x reader: raiding one shot

Hahaha I’m finally able to clear my head with this! X’D hope you all enjoy~ ♥️🏴‍☠️✨

You were in a tight situation right now. The pirates are raiding the merchant ship you were on and you were trapped in your suite room.

You were told to stay there for your safety. But it won’t matter the pirates will come barging in any minute now, and your life will end here.

Your breath come short when you hear men shouting and gun shot coming close. And you brace yourself for any danger coming. Then before you took another breath. The door was blasted making you yell in fright.

“Search this area! I don’t want any of ya leave this room empty handed!” The smoke clear and you manage to see who that voice was. Your eyes went wide to see the terrifying figure standing. You see he was a captain by having a hat.

But you can’t help to stare at him. You even dare to think he looks attractive despite his hideous look. You were in stunned that you didn’t notices you room was being trashed by his men.

Your heart skip a beat when their captain walks to you. You felt small when he towers over you, And saw him smirking his teeth after taking a good look on your facial.

You weren’t sure if he’d was in this situation before as he knew he was handsome towards others, giving out his strange charm.

He leans down to you and your face heated when his bottom yellow eyes looks at your upper chest. You thought your skin jump when he use his bony finger to touch your neck.

And shiver when he gently trace down.

“What a lovely necklace ye have there miss,” He spoke lowly and you find your legs weakens. All of sudden he yank your necklace off and you gasped.

And before he left with his men, he brush your cheekbones as his mouth was close to you as if he was going to kiss you.

“If yer survived my plundering.” He whispered in your ear. “Ye can come find me if yer interested.” And with that. After you blink. He disappeared. Without a trace, leaving your heart beating hard and your breath shook.