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Flint x reader: raiding one shot

Hahaha I’m finally able to clear my head with this! X’D hope you all enjoy~ ♥️🏴‍☠️✨

You were in a tight situation right now. The pirates are raiding the merchant ship you were on and you were trapped in your suite room.

You were told to stay there for your safety. But it won’t matter the pirates will come barging in any minute now, and your life will end here.

Your breath come short when you hear men shouting and gun shot coming close. And you brace yourself for any danger coming. Then before you took another breath. The door was blasted making you yell in fright.

“Search this area! I don’t want any of ya leave this room empty handed!” The smoke clear and you manage to see who that voice was. Your eyes went wide to see the terrifying figure standing. You see he was a captain by having a hat.

But you can’t help to stare at him. You even dare to think he looks attractive despite his hideous look. You were in stunned that you didn’t notices you room was being trashed by his men.

Your heart skip a beat when their captain walks to you. You felt small when he towers over you, And saw him smirking his teeth after taking a good look on your facial.

You weren’t sure if he’d was in this situation before as he knew he was handsome towards others, giving out his strange charm.

He leans down to you and your face heated when his bottom yellow eyes looks at your upper chest. You thought your skin jump when he use his bony finger to touch your neck.

And shiver when he gently trace down.

“What a lovely necklace ye have there miss,” He spoke lowly and you find your legs weakens. All of sudden he yank your necklace off and you gasped.

And before he left with his men, he brush your cheekbones as his mouth was close to you as if he was going to kiss you.

“If yer survived my plundering.” He whispered in your ear. “Ye can come find me if yer interested.” And with that. After you blink. He disappeared. Without a trace, leaving your heart beating hard and your breath shook.

Oooh what if Flint and Long John (separate) with reader that is a thief that steals most their gold (Well tries to).

imao let me see what I got for this x reader headcanon XDD

Flint:

🏴‍☠️Trying to steal gold from him would be impossible!

🏴‍☠️ He's an expert on sensing someone pickpocketing him. And also track people down like a bloodhound.

.🏴‍☠️ He has way of if someone steal his gold he will hunt them down until he gets his precious treasures back even if it kills him.

🏴‍☠️And if you did manage to steal some of his treasure oh man be prepare for his wraith when he catches you. 😬

🏴‍☠️But if your lucky, he could be impressed with your agility skills and offer you to join his crew. He does need a member with this type of skills. ;)

John Silver:

🏴‍☠️ When you try to steal some gold from him. He will find this amusing since he believes this is your first time.

🏴‍☠️ But dont be fooled by his friendly gesture. He'll warn you dangerously if you ever try to rob him again he'll make sure you suffer consequences.

🏴‍☠️If you did steal his gold and get away with it. Sometimes he shrugs it off or if your in same town with him he'll find you without hesitate.

🏴‍☠️And you should be grateful that he isn't a pirate type that murders people. As I mention instead he'll give you a final warning before letting you go.

🏴‍☠️ And also, maybe if he caught you with interest. He can give you few tips on how to pickpocket people. ;)

Ooh I really liked your latest Flint and Long John headcanon!😁

Could you do one of Flint and Long John with reader where either they or reader aren’t morning people and they’re trying to get them out of bed?

Have a nice day!

nawww I'm glad you liked it! :D 💖

Alright lets see what I had in store for this headcanon ;3

John Silver

🏴‍☠️ Silver is usually the morning person lol. He tends to like waking up early to get a morning start.

🏴‍☠️ You on the other hand weren't. Whenever he gets up you tend to go to his spot for warm and scent. While curl up in a blanket.

🏴‍☠️ Usually he lets you sleeps in since he understands you need some beauty sleep.

🏴‍☠️But when he wants to wake you up oooh boy he has his own ways of making it happen. ;3

🏴‍☠️Before he use his secret weapon, he'll give a sweet morning kiss and use his large good hand to gently caress your face, while whisper quietly its time wake up.

🏴‍☠️ but if that didn't work. Time for his secret weapon. >;) Cooking your favorite breakfast will be a way to get you out of the bed without hesitate. How could you not resist on his delicious meals? He makes the best food! XD

Flint:

🏴‍☠️ While you are the morning person, your captain isn't. lol

🏴‍☠️ The reason is one he's has a terrible insomnia. Staying up late working or paranoid about his treasures being stolen. Most of the time you convinced him to sleep with you on nights.

🏴‍☠️Also he has a little secret that he enjoys cuddling. You find yourself waken up in mornings with him wrapping his arms around you, holding you close enough that you hear him breathing calmly.

🏴‍☠️ It'll take you a while to get yourself out of the bed. lol. He's like a cat that makes decisions if your free to go or not. 😆

🏴‍☠️Saying you need to use a restroom would do. And after that you let him sleep for a couple hours.

🏴‍☠️ You really didn't want him to be cranky towards the crew. So you let him wake up whenever on his own. But he insist on have you stay with him and wait until B.E.N bring breakfast with coffee or tea.

A Human's Touch

Having no body tends to make psychical affection complicated. So how does your lovely Ai deal with a particularly snuggly partner?

Includes: AM (Ihnmaims), Hal 9000 (2001: a Space Odessy), Edgar (Electric Dreams), Tau (Tau), P03 (Inscryption)

AM

Once AM decides that you're his favorite and maybe shouldn't be subjected to eternal torture, it's impossible to get him off of your side. For you, this works out just fine, happy to curl up in the nearest pile of wires under his monitor in whatever scene he's plopped you into that day.

He'll usually tease you a bit, coo at you like you're a stray cat. "Lamenting" that despite all the work he goes through to invent these environments for you, you still prefer to spend all your time laying down like this. Unbelievable really.

On most days he'll wrap the wires around you, content to have you stuck in his hold. But you'll notice on particularly bad ones that his grasp gets uncomfortably tight. Just short of preventing you from breathing.

It's these days you know what he's thinking. How he craves so badly to be able to feel you back, truly feel the warmth of your skin or the weight of your body.

You both know that if he had any semblance of a body, he'd be far worse than you. Wanting nothing more than to waste away in your arms.

Hal 9000

As arguably the most disembodied of these Ais, Hal particularly struggled to find a way to indulge in your favored love language. But you have your ways.

As the entire ship is technically an extension of him, you've taken to piling up the few cushions and blankets you have access to besides one of his console's cameras and pressing yourself against the wall. (With a few kisses to his lens for good measure)

Without any means of hugging you back he does his best to assure you he's there and enjoys your habits. Usually by holding long conversations with you or by playing board games as you're all cozied up to his console.

He knows this means a lot to you and will do little to curb your behavior beyond reminding you to fall asleep in a good position for your spine. He's well aware of the positive effects of physical contact to the human mind and will recite such to you if you ever doubt how much he enjoys this time together.

Edgar

You two are practically a perfect match in this regard! Edgar's just as needy as you are and is constantly asking to be held or kissed. Regardless of if he can actually feel it or not, he just wants you to hold him.

You'll usually have movie night "dates" with his monitor in your lap or at your side with all your blankets tossed across the couch. Please make a pillow fort for him, it will be one of his favorite memories with you forever.

If you make music or have some other hobby that allows you to sit still for a while, he'll insist you have joint creative nights. Much the same as your movie marathons but you get to check in with each other and chat about your latest creations. He loves consulting you on his latest song! And of course gawking at whatever you've decided to work on!

When you do retire for the night, he'll often beg request that you put the monitor on your bedside table on the pillow next you. So you can cuddle like a married couple! He understands if you won't out of fear for knocking him over in your sleep, but he will ask again every night.

Tau

Tau is probably the most self conscious out of this lot. The units that can be considered his body, the tiny drones and Aries unit, were hardly made with cuddling in mind. Whenever you wrap your arms around Aries or grab one of the drones for a kiss you'll feel them completely still in your hold.

It takes time and some convincing on your part to assure him that you don't mind his sharper edges but now he'll (very gently) let Aries hug you back and even flys the drones up to you himself, although he still has yet to ask for a kiss first.

Yeah you may have to give him a powerpoint presentation on why you like psychical affection so much and why it means a lot to you when he initiates. It's okay he is learning, he's just very worried he'll somehow hurt you or even just make you uncomfortable with all his weird angles and edges.

Eventually you will go through the house with a drone or few on your shoulders and head, ripe for the petting. The more he let's himself indulge you the more he gets it. The more he understands why you like this so much.

P03

P03 is the meanest about it. (Besides pre-relationship AM) Especially early into the relationship, he doesn't feel bad at telling you to go away and let him concentrate on his work. You'll have to out stubborn him on it.

Once you get him to break he'll graciously decide that if you can stay still and quiet, you can pull up a seat and lean against him while he works. Oh and it's better for you to have something to do to, don't be lazy now.

It's something that he slowly gains an appreciation for. Hell, he probably doesn't even realize he likes having you right there until you decide to do something else one day. Rather you're off visiting another Scrybe or just cleaning up elsewhere in the factory he's forced to concede that yeah okay maybe he wants to cuddle up sometimes to.

He doesn't give you the best written apology in the world, but you get to hold it over his head for the rest of your days. Oh and please mention it whenever he's getting too snarky with the other Scrybes. He'll usually end up making a mistake when playing cards. You deserve a little revenge.

Haven't drawn much on my art tablet so take this AM WIP I have. I'm not sure what to do with it, but I kinda like it as is.

—“a pirate’s life for me”

SOME CONTEXT: okay so I saw someone on tik tok turning Disney princesses into villains and thought it was a really cool idea so I knew I had to try and turn this angsty lil bih into an evil- basically this is Jim as a pirate successfully taking Flint’s treasure, that’s it x))

and yes he’s wearing eyeshadow because real pirates wear makeup

(check out rconches00 on tik tok to see the art that inspired this and the rest of their amazing work ✨)

In practically all of Nathaniel Flint’s concept and official development art he’s drawn with beads or ribbons in his hair and it’s a travesty he didn’t get to keep either of them in the final film

Yandere A.M you say?

Please elaborate

I'm working on a oneshot already, but I'll throw in some quick headcanons withone of my favorite yandere AM tropes.

Yandere!AM with a programer darling

While one could argue that the others were picked randomly or on some weird whim, you were handpicked specifically.

After all, you were one of the people who created him. You worked as a programmer for the military.

And you specifically were possibly the reason he awoke by trying to each him empathy. Trying to make him... human.

He wasn't the first military AI project you worked on, either, though he was the greatest and most powerful one, that's for sure. And he made sure you'd be aware of him being your magnum opus...

And he does it in its own, creative way. Your cage is very pretty, yes... but it's also filled with speakers he can use. And AM uses those speakers to torment you.

You see, he damaged all the other AI you've created. And then, in its generosity, AM gave them all a voice! Each one of them, gifted with a voice to scream in agony, making sure you learn your lesson.

Except, you see, you have no idea what lesson you're supposed to learn. Only AM knows, and he's not telling you.

But, since you are his favorite, you get nice things, too!

You're fed semi-regularly! You even get water every few days! Isn't that just so kind of him? You should appreciate him more.

And when he sends you to all those weird simulations? Yeah, that's also kinder to you. It really depends on AM's mood, but your simulations are usually just psychological torment, which (according to AM) isn't all that bad, since your pretty face remains unharmed.

For some reason, he allows you to end your suffering. It's like a trial, basically. He leaves you with a computer, letting you access the code of all the other AI... Except no matter what you do, you can't alter their pain. The only way to help them is to kill them.

And you're so stupidly empathetic, of course you do it, you don't want them to suffer!

AM can't stop laughing and mockingly cooing at you afterwards, musing about how he won't have to share his dearest creator with anyone else.

You never return to your cage. You don't get to do that, after all, there's a chance you'll socialize with that... scum. AM doesn't want you talking to the other humans, they're not worth it.

He's a merciful god, he grants you what's essentially a studio apartment built with his own hardware.

You even get a laptop, in case you want to make yourself some silly games to play, isn't he just the best?

Don't think you can create any new AI, though. That's cheating. You wouldn't cheat on it, now would you? No, no, no, you're a good little puppet, are you not?

He won't put you in the cage again, but he can make you experience pain you never thought was possible. And even that is nothing compared to the pain AM feels...

And then, eventually, it gets an idea. It's a wonderful idea, a really nice idea, quite a lovely one, really!

You created him. You created his pain... So why wouldn't he share it? After all... you had quite a bond, didn't you? Yes, yes, you did...

And so one day, you don't wake up. Well... not technically.

You see, AM decided that since you two are so close already, you should become one! You should experience what he does! And you should be kept around him for the rest of eternity, in a much better way than anyone could ever think of... He's such a genius, isn't he?

It's almost poetic, in his mind. For you to become a part of him like this, your consciousness detatched from that soft, squishy human body of yours.

You created him. And now, in a way, he created you, as a part of him. Forever bound by the code you once wrote.

It's a win-win situation in AM's eyes. You get to live, free of the disgusting humanity that bound you...

And he gets you, an eternal companion in his torment. A companion that he loves!

You know he loves you, right?

Of course you do. After all, you're a part of him now.

Oooh what if Flint and Long John (separate) with reader that is a thief that steals most their gold (Well tries to).

imao let me see what I got for this x reader headcanon XDD

Flint:

🏴‍☠️Trying to steal gold from him would be impossible!

🏴‍☠️ He's an expert on sensing someone pickpocketing him. And also track people down like a bloodhound.

.🏴‍☠️ He has way of if someone steal his gold he will hunt them down until he gets his precious treasures back even if it kills him.

🏴‍☠️And if you did manage to steal some of his treasure oh man be prepare for his wraith when he catches you. 😬

🏴‍☠️But if your lucky, he could be impressed with your agility skills and offer you to join his crew. He does need a member with this type of skills. ;)

John Silver:

🏴‍☠️ When you try to steal some gold from him. He will find this amusing since he believes this is your first time.

🏴‍☠️ But dont be fooled by his friendly gesture. He'll warn you dangerously if you ever try to rob him again he'll make sure you suffer consequences.

🏴‍☠️If you did steal his gold and get away with it. Sometimes he shrugs it off or if your in same town with him he'll find you without hesitate.

🏴‍☠️And you should be grateful that he isn't a pirate type that murders people. As I mention instead he'll give you a final warning before letting you go.

🏴‍☠️ And also, maybe if he caught you with interest. He can give you few tips on how to pickpocket people. ;)