So So So Fucked Up I Can't Have Sharp Teeth And A Tail. Man What The Fuck.

Nico: How the hell did you crash the car?!

Leo: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Leo: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Nico: …

Jason, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

slept for 11 hours and had a dream me and my family went on a cross country roadtrip to stop a cartel group that was hurting dogs and scamming millions that we got involved in because of fake magic the gathering cards

"red-pill" "snowflake" everything about v for vendetta...fascists really do love to steal and bastardize culture from the queer people they are trying to destroy

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

doctor who

when bears in trees said hey it's okay welcome to the family a patchwork tuxedo and when bears in trees said i felt unlovable but they love me so dearly i must just be wrong and when bears in trees said i am so cold but they hold me in a way that makes the pain go away and when bears in trees said heaven sent is the way you say you're proud of me i'm unconditionally loved and when bears in trees said i'll be your house when your roof starts leaking and when bears in trees said we'll find common ground in the aches that get us down and when bears in trees said i love my friends they make me feel alive again.

oh heck, oh no! however did i get here??

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