Me And The Homie I Pulled By Being Kind But A Little Insane

guys absolutely HYPE update. so basically me and my dm called and we decided that the rest of the party should fight zombie bug, and im gonna hide, and then bugs going to get possessed bc of some necromancy magic and im gonna come out and play evil bug, and theyre gonna kill evil bug and bring regular bug back. theyre also all going up a level and in going up two, so theyll be level 3 and ill be level 4.

ok so a little backstory first, im in a dnd campaign with some friends. i play a character named bug, shes a half-orc barbarian who is just an absolute tank but a ray of sunshine. its the third session were fighting, we split up, bug has 17 xp. me and the fighter i went with are fighting, we decided to flee because i have low xp and so does he, and we lost sight of the monster. the fighter makes it out alive but i roll a nat 1. in our campaign we have a homebrew rule where if you roll a nat 1 you take 1d4 damage, so i take 1 damage and dont make it out of the room. its the monsters turn, it uses it claws to stab into my back and pick my up. it uses necrotic blast, getting 3d6 damage to me, i currently have 9 xp. the dm rolls all 6s so its 18 damage, 2x your xp means you dont get to roll the death saves so BUG IS OFFICIALLY DEAD. IM MOURNING, IM GONNA RIOT, THIS IS MY PERSONAL HELL

if this post gets one note,

Republicans deliberately use coded language to trick people to vote for them and radicalize their group. Many don't even realize they're radicalized or what they're saying is even racist. This is why they think the Left is "over reacting" because the either know they're using coded language and don't care, or they don't know anything at all.

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halloween’s over but here’s kigus

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

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but im at my gfs house guys 😔

STOP SCROLLING!!! Every time you see this post, do some work on your art or story! Do ten sentences on your story or add/adjust two things in your art.

You can do it, guys😁

Reblog so fellow artists and writers can get their work done

I heard people have been trying to fight me. We can’t have that.

This is now stackable.