Hello Cool Guppie

guys my sister scares me a little (she just read all of the original percy jackson books in 5 days, she is now asking for chalice of the gods)

my squished son and his squished bf rival

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

My sister and I just finished the Sonic Movie 3 fan event at my local AMC theater...

BEST. MONEY. EVER. SPENT.

the the tghing

tfw = two fucking weiners

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

alright, my turn

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