Still Genuinely Don't Get The Joke Help

my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

It's weird that people think the way that they talk

(British) "I need a new vase"

Like bro get the hell outta here with that just think it "vase" like a normal person you propagandized fuck

The demon king and Barbatos are dating behind everyone's back

They were dating before Diavolo was born but had to break up because Dk had to choose between his Barb and his wife, he choose his wife

After she died and Diavolo was born Dk tried to go back to Barbatos but my he wasn't having any of that drama

But despite this Barbatos still kept in contact with him, cause well, even if they aren't fucking they're still really close (Barbatos refused to come to the castle)

The original reason Barb came to the castle was because after eons of cock blocking Dk he finally said yes, then he met Diavolo for the first time (Diavolo still being a child at this point)

After Barbatos became Diavolo's butler Dk was confused and lowkey upset but tried to get with with him like 6 second later, to which Barbatos said no

After seeing the lowkey child neglect that was going on Barbatos decided that they probably could never be a real couple like they once were, I mean, what if they have a baby? Would Dk treat them like shit too? Even if he did, wouldn't that be fucked up for Diavolo to see?

But turns out that no was a fucking lie, cause they did end up dating actually

Anyways that's my fanfic outline, straight from the Google doc

Someone needs to tell Diavolo that just because Barbatos says something is true doesn't make it true, it can't be me cause if I do it I'ma hurt his feelings

"He got that dog in him"

The dog in him:

A small child approachs Diavolo, yells "I like your dress" then runs away. Diavolo does not get a chance to respond.

Immediate yes!

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Diavolo's new sprite looking good

Can relate

me: I’m actually feeling good rn :~) this day is gonna be grea-