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⚠️MARAUDERS FANS⚠️

we've had the Marauders, we've had the Valkyries, we've had the Slytherin Skittles, now i present...

✨THE PERFUME POSSE✨

(aka the IT blondes of ravenclaw tower + our boy peter)

People: Peter Pettigrew, Gilderoy Lockhart, Rita Skeeter, Emmeline Vance, Xenophilius Lovegood, Pandora Rosier

Lore: Based on the Gilderat ship, the Perfume Posse consists of the IT BLONDES of Ravenclaw tower. Rita Skeeter started a school newspaper for Hogwarts called The Acid Zine: An A-Z on all of Hogwart's gossip. Gilderoy is her top editor and Ravenclaw liaison. He eventually teams up with Peter who, due to his ability to turn into a rat, is excellent at secretly getting gossip from all around the school. Xeno and Pandora are good friends with the others and constantly have to listen to Gilderoy complaining about Peter (they are definitely in love). Emmeline thinks they're all a little silly, but she rooms with Rita and Pandora, so eventually ends up befriending all of them. They are the bitchy gossips who have the entirety of Hogwarts wrapped around their finger because who is gonna mess with the people who could expose your greatest secrets? The Perfume Posse naturally get their name from the Gilderat lore, where Gilderoy becomes well known for smelling amazing. All of the perfume posse have their own signature scent, the brand of which is their closest guarded secret.

Peter with Narcolepsy and Partyvan. Evan and Barty are so good at keeping track of his symptoms and when he's about to have an episode. A big symptom of his is his loss of muscle control. He'll be laughing and suddenly falling onto Barty who was usually more prepared to handle his entire body weight. It doesn't happen often enough for it to be an issue, but they're always on the look out for it.

Once he fell asleep on his broom thankfully he wasn't very high in the air when it happened, and he floated down like a leaf falling from a tree. Thankfully Evan was there when it happened and allowed Peter to use him as a pillow until his episode was over.

Another symptom he has occasionally is hallucinations before he falls asleep for the night, dreaming already and he'll imagine someone in the corner watching him. And Remus is the only marauder he trusts not to play a prank on him and ask if it's really there. And Remus is very gentle and patient in assuring that it's not there.

Anyway! Peter with narcolepsy.

honestly i love that. i have never consider it but i love all the same.

could see people who don't know about Peter's condition lazy and stuff and then there's Barty and Evan cursing them out because Peter's already having a hard time, he don't need this placed on top of him either.

I don't doubt that Barty and Evan will take turns walking around the castle with him just to make sure he's oaky. Peter finds it a little suffocating but they have good intentions, there have been way to many close calls for rosekiller to ever leave Peter alone for longer than necessary.

Remus taking extra notes and studying one on one with Peter because he doesn't want to fall behind on his classes (Remus way of making it up for all the full moon notes he gets)

WAIT because Barty would totally carry a sleeping wormtail to all his classes, (Peter was sent to the infirmary but he felt lonely and decided to hang out with one of his boyfriends for the day, Barty and Evan pass him around when they run into each other.)

Barty rarely ever does things without thinking.

It might look like he does, but his brain just works faster than most people,

and he chooses the option no sane person would.

If

James=sun

Regulus=water

Lily= flower

is Jegulily= Photosynthesis ?

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Everyone but James

for science

what song would you want played at your funeral

I choose you by Alessia Cara

The words 'yeah yeah yeah' and 'bro' have been forcefully injected into my vocabulary, and I don't even know where from. :|

James: *clearly angry* why the hell are you dating barty

Peter: *without looking up from his book* he gives good head and is pretty when he cries, what else do you need in a man?

James: