Mulder on his solo eps: I FUCK BITCHES and KILL MONSTERS no one understands my near psychic detective skills (guessing). Sorry woman whose already in love with me, the role of most important person in my life is already filled by Dana Scully. Hold on she's calling me right now to complain, it's so funny when she's annoyed.
Scully on her solo eps: hmm unfathomable horrors, could we make this catholic somehow? Good. Yeah I'll go ahead and incorporate that into my belief system. Hold on woman and/or older man that I'm pseudo flirting/ definitely sleeping with, I need to answer a call from this looser whose obsessed with me.
Mulder on phone: 😍hi Scully😍 whatcha dooooin'👉👈
I see a lot of comics talking about smut vs fluff reactions but I see no one talk about
Vs
IT HURTS ME
on my jeht bullshit again! found the playable design i made for her after playing dirge of bilqis and since i don't think i'll be finishing the wip splash art i made, figured i'd just post my design + notes! kit was written up by my friend @shadowhex99, who took the benben/primal construct theme i was going for and RAN with it better than i ever could
I have zero clue what is going on in this image, but it is so striking that I must reblog. This post has wormed into my brain and it must be shared.
he did not have a brat summer
Who wants to be girl best friends and all live on a big plot of land together and raise chickens and bake bread and garden together
Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all
Happy new years my sweethearts, may your favourite fandoms gain new life and your spirituality whatever it may be, be fulfilled
I’m going to have to kill my doctor… wwith my teeth.
First RISO zine I ever made, about some wolves and a sheep
Sometimes when I try to write,
the words get stuck in my throat
like a bubbling throw up,
hot ink dribbles from my tongue,
it tastes bitter
as i leave a pathetic mess on the page.
Hi! Y’all can call me Jules and I’m 18, I’m a little freak and will not be normal about anything ever, I also WILL BITE YOU (lovingly). I use she/her pronouns.
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