Voicemail From My Boss: Your Performance Is So Abysmal We're Not Even Firing You We've Skipped Straight

when I was in film school "film bros" were specifically a variety of mediocre man (usually cishet and white) with zero imagination that would just glom onto the most popular "auteur filmmakers" in the US, like Tarantino and the Coen Brothers and even Nolan, and poorly attempt to mimic these guys without any of the skill or craft knowledge to know what it even is that they're truly trying to mimic. I mean, I suppose it's always been a nebulous colloquial term but that's basically how we as people in film always understood it. and seeing it be mutated into a pejorative for anyone with a deeper interest in film beyond trending Hollywood features is actually kind of shit. literally the opposite of what was being criticized.

some pages from R.F. Fox’s classic children’s novel, Deltarune. I remember being so scared of Susie when I was little

Big Labor News, the WGA won on nearly all fronts.

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we can let them have a little bit of lying. as a treat.

there’s something very funny developing on reddit today

my wife (in a metaphorical sense [she's an aeroplane i fly]): terrain. pull up. pull up. … terrain. pull up. pull up.

me (completely out of it [trying to remember the names of moominvalley characters]): snork… mimimi….snork… mimimi

my wife: terrain. pull up. pull up. ... terrain.

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

While Mickey Mouse's earliest incarnation is in the public domain, not all of his beloved traits and design features are available for legal use! Let's go over some fair use #fails surrounding the character to learn more

Infestation 88

Pros: no pupils, no gloves, nips out, top hat: this is a high-tier non-infringing Mickey Mouse!

Cons: Mickey Mouse didn't start laying egg pods in space stations until 1939, so that may be infringing

Farfour the Mouse

Pros: agrees with Walt Disney on certain issues

Cons: Mickey did not gain his gloves until 1929 and his pupils until 1938, making this infringing

Mickey & Minnie Mouse Babies Missing Abducted Lethal Injection! Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Cartoons Full

Pros: on-brand for early Mickey's tendency towards animal abuse and inter-person violence

Cons: Joker Mickey wasn't introduced until 1947 and didn't poison any children until the "banned" episode of House of Mouse

Abandoned by Disney

Pros: Hard to recognize status of pupils in photo-negative state

Cons: Disney didn't start making "evil suits" until 1971, when they started stockpiling them in the Utilidors "just in case"

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example