He’s Finally Earned That Last Little Box… Go Completion Status… Go….

this is so random for my blog but like. i am going to remove the respectability politics from myself and those around me with a pairing knife if it kills me. this goes both directions. no i do not care if the homeless person in this shelter trashed the bathroom while using. it pisses me off but closing that bathroom doesn’t provide them a safer place to use and it means nobody else can take a piss. where can we let them use instead? no i do not care if that baby gay is snobby and rude and standoffish. i was snobby and rude and standoffish and it was because i felt desperately unheard. how do we let them know that behavior doesn’t serve them? i do not care if the guy in line with me at the community kitchen voted red. my anger will not feed either of us. how do i help us both eat tonight?

a velrisa i made today !

dicks out friday

GRIND NEVER STOPS

new chapters are up for “it’ll be alright” :)

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dude why is ander’s lore so acutely stupid. what do you mean he’s a

hundred and eighty-two

that’s not how nieces work.

let’s say, hypothetically, ander is a firstborn, and his parents have him at 18. when he’s 30, his parents are 48. let’s be generous and say they stop having kids at 50, and their last kid is velrisa’s dad. he grows up. let’s be generous and say he’s 30 (we see him in middle age in the clip with vel’s sister) when he has velrisa’s sister, and 35 or 40 by the time velrisa is born.

that would make ander 85-90 when velrisa is born. he promises to protect velrisa as long as he lives when she is three. that makes him 88-93 at the time she starts living with him. she is 19 at the start of the campaign- and nobody has any mentioned birthdays so let’s consider all ages static. they all were born on january 1st.

19-3 is 16, so our estimate for ander’s age becomes 101 to 106 at the time of canon. instead, he’s

a hundred and eighty two

and like. i get it. i do. bad storytelling? found in the bad storytelling place???? fork found in kitchen!!!! dick found in ass!!!!!! nobody is surprised!

but on like. a genuine level. i made the most liberal efforts possible to defend ander being

a hundred and eighty two

and it is just not making sense. like. he and vel’s dad are described as looking to be a similar age. he and vel’s dad have a close relationship soured by ander’s championship to the goddess. ander was crowned champion long before velrisa entered the picture and probably before her dad was even born. no fucking unborn baby is gonna have beef with one of their brothers finding spiritual fulfillment.

we can infer the rest of the family doesn’t have beef with it, as ander was close enough to the rest of his family to have context on velrisa’s life and curse. why the fuck is he

a hundred and eighty two.

i’m seated. i’m sat. i’m looking.

Damn getting the annual cry about that one Br'aad and Sylnan edit to Ikanaide out the way early, huh?

(If you have not seen it, it is on YouTube. It is life changing. Trust me. It has been living rent free in my head for a good few years now despite cossy livs)

@parallasso i love you bro no homo

my piece for the @jrwi-art-exchange!!! a cozy velrisa for the lovely @octolingo-writes!!!!! i really hope you like it!!!!!! :D

@parallasso …do u remember this w/us lmao

Good morning to every Fated writer who wrote Velrissa, Silnan, or any variation of Br’aad with too many a’s, not enough, or the ‘ in the wrong spot :) you are the backbone of our society