The World Will Never Know That I Had A Borderline Addiction To Animal Figurines When I Was Four

The world will never know that I had a borderline addiction to animal figurines when I was four

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2 months ago

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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2 months ago

I spend most of my day being the stupidest motherfucker alive, and then I remember that I am somehow almost legally allowed to fly a plane. Like, who's decision was that? Who thought that was a good idea???

Not complaining, I like flying, but I have a feeling this is gonna result in a national tragedy.


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1 month ago

My quote of the day:

“I'm gonna give you backshots as a compensation prize for everything you've lost in life."

I love how I talk to my best friend-


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2 months ago
Rest In Peace ❌ Rest In Pieces ✅

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅


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3 weeks ago

I love him, he haunts my internet

Anyone else adore le poison Steve?


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1 week ago

No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."


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3 weeks ago

I cannot keep macaranaing through this


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2 months ago

Apparently I won a poetry contest with something I wrote just to check all the boxes of an assignment?

Poetry isn't my usual medium, so I dunno what that's all about, but my English teacher gave me a writer's notebook with an astronaut on the cover and some fancy pens as a congratulations, so I'm happy-


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1 month ago

Hello! I hope your week has been nice. I’m working on a community for fiction readers and authors (aspiring and published). The books have a general target audience of 13-25. It’ll be like a bookstore that’s run by the authors. I want it to give readers the chance to engage with authors, asking/learning about great stories that they might not have discovered otherwise, and for authors to build their brand without all the stress of expensive marketing. I plan for this to be a really fun and interactive experience for book lovers on both sides. Would you like to be part of it when the community launches? It’ll probably be this upcoming weekend, but I want to start building a list of confirmed members, so that we can have fun as soon as it begins.

Sure! That actually sounds like a lot of fun. I may not be able to participate much outside of making/replying to posts or asking questions due to my current living situation, but I'd love to partake!


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