You're Sentenced To Life In Prison. What'd You Do? Who's Your One Call?
You're sentenced to life in prison. What'd you do? Who's your one call?
They decide that you're gonna have to go to the row of no returns (I was tryna make it sound less dark, but now it sounds more dark), what's your last meal?
Oooo, these are some good ones- Okay, let's see.
So, sentenced to life, I guess I'd ask for a journal or notebook or something to write in. Get my stories to the page, y'know? Either the fictional stuff I make up in my head or my actual life story to prove my innocence (or justify myself because I'm gonna be honest, if I ever do anything bad enough to get sentenced to any time in prison, there's gonna be a damn good reason behind it). It'd be a way to pass time, and who knows, might secure me an honorable spot in people's memories if it ever gets published.
My one call would 100% be my irl best friend. That's my pookie, and that bastard needs to know everything so he can visit (and try to break me out but shhhhhh-)
And if I had to pick a last meal, I'd say I want the loaded baked potato and smoked mac & cheese from my local BBQ truck. That stuff is the food of gods. If I'm gonna go out, I will go out with the ultimate satisfaction.
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Sad day for chocolate lovers everywhere
bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks
I think it was a terrible idea for an English teacher to give a class of high school students a blank sheet of paper and then tell them that each person has to come up with one line of a poem that will end with "We're brave and strong. This is where we belong!"
Anyways, here's the results:
Six-Seven
The woods are off limits to a curious child
The stories tell of a violent presence
A story of a man most wild
A man named Steve
Steve lives in the woods with wild dogs
Dogs with a harrowing presence about them
Dogs with a hungry appetite
Dogs that feast on curious children
Dogs that are always watching from the shadows
Steve went into a cave at night
Don't mine at night
Cause if you do
The ones who watch will be watching you
The one thats watching you goes by the name Herobrine
The cave is his home
His hiding place where no one dares to go
Known for kids sudden disappearance In the dark, deep below
Parents go down there to try to get clearance
A sight to see
Its dark like the park
Hit the arc in the dark
Quick to embark on the arc
Dropping the teachers lounge
Chilling on the couch
Making parents proud
Writing a useless poem
Making everyone frown
Big stinky fart
On the fortnite battle bus
We're brave and strong. This is where we belong!
.....this is about Despicable Me, right?
proof gru was never the problem tonight it feels so good <33
Bit ironic what came underneath this post
suspicious of any religion claiming humans should deny themselves enjoyment and earthly pleasures. like no every person I have ever met needs more of those actually
Fandoms are fucking wild because what do you mean I just stumbled upon a smutty as hell "shooting the United Healthcare CEO AU" fic??? That is a thing that just exists on the internet and was seen by my two eyes???
Sometimes experimentation is beautiful but please do not try to stick a knife down your throat all the way to the hilt just to see if you can. 0/10 do NOT recommend
This is absolutely fucking amazing- Like, I would wanna see a Zelda movie animated in this style
i have new emotional support
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