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INCREDIBLE

@lady-sapph1re

Mupp My Life Into Pieces.

This is my last resort!

PLEASE

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

Sometimes, I think about horses.

That's it, that's the post, I just like horses

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

Sad day for chocolate lovers everywhere

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

@mydogtypedthis I hope you explode and that the last thing you see as you are dragged to hell is the face of the chill guy and his soulless, evil eyes

Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.

absurd