GUYS. I’ve decided to start a new series with the tag “ideas” for any creators to use where I will essentially be posting my ideas for smaus, fics, whatever and all are free to use or forward it on to their fav creators with credits😍 as for the first one,
WHEN they back up a new girl friend or colleague when you were being mean, not knowing the shit she said to you.
YEOWW
[crazytom] - reposted w/ permission
Ouch. Seriously relatable and I wish it wasn’t.
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Cowhybrid!Satoru who goes out of his way to let his pecs get as full as possible, just so you can ignore the other hybrids on the farm and attend to him only. When he gets backed up milking can take a few days so he has the privilege to sit in your room all day while you get him unstuck.
You always scold him for doing that but once you start pinching his sensitive nipples he starts pouring out those near pornographic sounds, he’s so damn pretty and it’s the fact that he knows it too, his white lashes that flutter closed when you pinch and force the blockage out.
His lips are a deep shade of red from how hard he bites on them trying to hold back those groans, you egg him on that it’s okay and it’s completely natural for it to hurt but it doesn’t hurt for him it feels so fucking good, the pain is just a plus in his eyes.
Trying to hide how hard his cock is proves to be the hardest thing, the position makes him so vulnerable, you have him sat in your lap and you don’t seem to have noticed the bulge in his pants at all too focused on getting him healed and feeling better.
This Is the only thing that really pushes him over that edge, when he does it himself all he ends up doing is edging himself with no completion.
When you push against a particular hard knot he damn near screams, his body twitches as hot cum decorates his underwear and seeps down his thighs.
You’re still so clueless as to what just happened, a worried expression on your face as you apologize profusely if you hurt him too bad.
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YES. Unpopular opinion but I do NOT like geto I’m sorry don’t hate me😭 but YES SATORU MY POOKIE WOOKIE MAKE HIM SUFFER😍
guys what if at one point in an revivedgeto!au he would've tried to apologise to gojo with like. an apology basket filled with what he knows all of gj's fav foods and trinkets are: sweet food down to his most-bought brands, figurines of his preffered digimon, a new pair of glasses, etc.
only for gojo to go like: "no, thanks. you can keep it."
"why?? what the hell is wrong with it??"
" well, to start off, i havent played digimon in forever. i can barely recall any of it. it stopped being fun. i don't even like sweet food anymore either. did you know? as you get older, your taste buds ameliorate. that's why adults cant handle much sweets. that's what i am now, by the way. an adult. understand that, geto. "
The fact its blatantly wrong too🤣
Most jjk characters are canonically gay😭😭 I swear with you ‘Fem readers’
smd ????????
Help all you can guys!
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PERFECT ATHLETIC BETTER FEM READER YESSS
aged up blue lock men of your choice where they already perfected their skills in every aspect with their girlfriend who wants to try soccer for the first time so the blue lock men jokingly tried to show off their signature move and then reader thinking he might be asking her to replicate it, did exactly that except they didn't expected their gf to execute it perfectly (it took them years, it took her a glance)
a/n: the header is everything
ft. itoshi rin, itoshi sae, isagi yoichi, nagi seishiro, bachira meguru, kaiser michael, shidou ryusei, karasu tabito, mikage reo, niko ikki
itoshi rin
he was just trying to be funny, okay?
you'd asked him to teach you how to play, and he just... showed off a bit. a simple top-corner shot – full sprint, perfect form, sharp angle. you clapped.
“so you want me to do that?”
he snorted. “no, not unless you’re secretly a prodigy or something.”
but then you jog up. barely even take a second to aim. and the ball swerves – a perfect curve into the same damn top corner.
he just stands there. arms crossed. blinking.
“… did you google my entire playstyle last night?”
you: “no?”
rin: “are you possessed?”
he’s so irrationally offended, but also stunned and a little in love because what do you MEAN you just felt like it???
itoshi sae
you ask for help and he stretches dramatically like he’s being forced to tutor a child.
“fine. observe a prodigy.”
he lines up, slow-walks to the ball like a diva, and hits one of those cheeky no-look chips into the goal. smirks.
“okay, now you.”
you mimic everything – down to the posture, the lazy half-step, and then bam, the same result. ball lands in the net with that same crisp curve.
“… huh.”
he walks up to you and pokes you in the forehead.
“how did that come from you?”
you stick your tongue out. “you said observe a prodigy, right?”
he’s lowkey smiling the entire time and won’t admit it.
“okay, whatever, prodigy #2. try dribbling next, i bet you suck at that.” (he’s bluffing. he knows you’re about to humble him again.)
isagi yoichi
you just wanted a basic lesson. but your sweet boyfriend enters meta vision.
“okay, okay, watch this. it’s my direct shot. this took me years, okay?”
he explains angles. timing. leg strength. strategy. he’s so passionate you almost feel bad.
until you try it.
and the ball flies – same angle, same power, right into the net.
he’s speechless. like, “did you just… wait what???”
you: “was that it?”
him: “was that it?? LOVE, THAT TOOK ME YEARS OF DEVASTATION AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.”
he's so happy and offended all at once, like this is not how shonen arcs work 😭
but he also makes you recreate it ten more times while filming it for proof. his screensaver is now you landing a direct shot.
nagi seishiro
this man literally yawns before showing you his “signature” trap-and-volley. it’s so clean it looks fake.
“alright, try it. but it’s kinda hard.”
you look at him. “you mean like this?”
and you trap it mid-air and volley it in one fluid motion.
he blinks.
“whoa.”
you: “was that right?”
him: “um, i think you just stole my whole flow.”
nagi’s not mad tho. he’s excited. now he has someone to do lazy genius duos with.
he immediately suggests skipping the rest of practice and just going pro together.
bachira meguru
he’s full of sparkles and spins the ball on his finger before juggling it in a zig-zag pattern across the field like a circus act.
“okay cutie, your turn, but don’t stress if it’s messy the first ten years.”
you blink. “you want me to do that?”
him: “LOL nooo… unless???”
you try it. and by some miracle or muscle memory from dance or gymnastics or whatever divine chaos lives in your body, you nail the dribble.
he screeches.
like full volume. picks you up and spins you like a helicopter.
“you’re possessed by a soccer god!!! teach me!!!”
he’s immediately calling you his monster twin and demands matching cleats and jersey numbers.
training is now just the two of you goofing around and inventing new flashy combos.
kaiser michael
he was only demonstrating. not asking you to compete.
“watch and learn, liebling,” he says, tossing you a wink.
then he pulls off his signature kaiser impact like it’s casual.
you clap. “so… you want me to do that?”
“obviously not. unless you want to destroy your feet.”
you attempt it anyway.
and somehow, your shot is smoother. it hits the net harder. and you land with zero effort.
kaiser’s jaw is on the floor.
“did you… did you just out-kaiser me?”
you blink innocently. “i thought i was just copying?”
he is in his villain arc. he stares off dramatically and mutters “she’s my greatest rival” under his breath.
but he’s also holding your hand the entire walk home like you just saved his life.
shidou ryusei
“alright baby, this one’s hot.”
he launches himself into a wild, mid-air scissor kick like an absolute maniac.
lands on his feet, smirks, and flexes.
“that was sexy, right?”
you raise an eyebrow. “i can try.”
he laughs. laughs. “what are you gonna do, cartwheel and break your nose?”
and then you scissor kick it perfectly.
not only that, you somehow make it look graceful.
he’s silent.
then bursts into laughter and tackles you into the grass.
“BROOOO you’re cracked!!! marry me again!!!”
he now insists on being your hype man every single time you breathe near a soccer ball.
“watch out, my girl’s got hops and precision. she’s a menace.”
karasu tabito
karasu, the king of cool, casually rolls the ball up with his foot and does one of his famous elastic cuts followed by a no-look assist shot.
“kinda difficult. probably too fast to pick up on first try,” he smirks.
you try. you nail it.
first try. no hesitation.
the ball glides into the net like you’ve been doing it since birth.
karasu slowly removes his imaginary sunglasses.
“… are you a government experiment?”
you: “is that your way of saying good job?”
he’s lowkey impressed and also mildly panicked that he might not be the slickest one in the relationship anymore.
but he gets over it quick and says, “cool. we should do duo trick shots and make money.”
mikage reo
reo is SO dramatic about teaching you.
he plans a whole lesson, brings cones, makes a playlist.
“this is gonna be our bonding day, babe! you’ll learn from the best.”
you: “okay, show me something fancy.”
reo: “say less.”
he dribbles between cones with lightning footwork and ends with a clean nutmeg-shot combo.
then turns and bows.
“good luck topping that–”
you do it. all of it. smoother. faster. even add a little spin at the end.
reo’s soul leaves his body.
“HOW???”
you shrug. “i just… watched?”
he is clapping like a proud stage mom but also spiraling a little.
“okay, but i still look better doing it, right? right???”
he makes you wear matching jerseys and calls you his "soccer power couple" for a week straight.
niko ikki
you ask him for soccer tips and he gets all shy but serious.
“o-okay… just, uh, follow my lead.”
he does this intense, stealthy feint he’s known for, disappearing around your blind spot and curving it in.
he’s proud. it’s his baby move.
then you do it. perfectly. with the same footwork, the same angle, the same curve. first try.
he stares at you in disbelief.
“was that… did you just read my blind spot?”
you: “i mean… yeah? it made sense.”
he looks at the ground.
“am i… obsolete?”
you immediately shower him with praise, telling him you learned it because he made it look so cool.
he softens.
“… okay. just don’t start covering your forehead, too. we can’t both be mysterious.”
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