Telling My Fiance I Am Not Responsible For The Man I Will Turn Into When The Vigilantes Anime Drops And

People misread my last Iida post as “Good morning, y’all”  thus Sheriff Iida was born

Oh…

Oh no…!

Have some Weekend Erasermic fluff😊

Touya and Shoto at the aquarium 🎏 for @/acetouya who won my lastest art raffle :)

Whenever my cat does a wheezing sound due to the crusties in her nose, I call her my little wheezer and do the Buddy Holly guitar riff at her and I think she's starting to recognize it as "this sound means Dad is about to clean my face"

Either that or she just hates Weezer.

I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

Calling out of work because my cat is upset I'm NOT coming back upstairs to lay down with her and my fiance after making coffee. She's doing her damn best to get me back up there and it's breaking my heart

One of my FAVOURITE ship dynamics to write or read in fics is when two characters are basically already a couple but they just haven't realised it yet. They call each other up at like 3am, they cuddle, they sleep in the same bed, they fall asleep in each other's arms, they hold hands, they practically live together, they talk about having a ~ special connection ~, they just haven't actually kissed or done the do or talked about their feelings yet so they're still both like "but I just don't know if they like me in that way!!"

Had to inform someone what a billing address was and fix someone else's computer when the manager couldn't.

Chat am I in danger of becoming important at work?

I feel like I should get bonus pay for teaching three high schoolers at my job what a check looks like and how to enter the correct information into the system to take said nearly obsolete form of payment