Apparently My Stepdad And I Are Fucking Psychically Linked Because ?? Every Single Time He Makes Chili

My “draw the squad” memes so far

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

Just watched a spider try and fail to spin a centipede. Best wishes girl

You two go cringe together then lol

Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

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Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it