Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
To all the unconventional littles…
To all the littles that like scary things,
To all the littles who hate toys,
To all the littles who don’t want a Cg,
To all the littles who can’t regress,
To all the littles who dislike kiddy thing,
To all the littles who are tall,
To all the emo, alternative littles,
To all the littles who don’t feel safe regressed,
To all the unconventional littles,
You are valid, you are loved, and you’re safe here.
P.S never let anyone tell you you’re not a valid little. You are perfect the way you are.
bunny stuffed animal ﹒ 𐙚 ˚ ﹒⟢
I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast
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I'd be that one idiot who's pissed off all the time
The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️
the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.