Just Read The Book Of Bill, The Billford Bitches Are Eating Well Tonight, Huh?

RIGHT HERE BAYBEEEEEEE!!!!!

Maison Talo this, Maison Talo that, where are my Heim’s enjoyers at ??

LMAOOOOO

OH GOD NOT AGAIN I JUST GOT OVER THE LAST SET

sometimes life is just about a hardened warrior with a troubled past, complex morality, and regenerative abilities,,, and a personification of undiagnosed ADHD who won't leave them alone

Me: *watches Venom: The Last Dance*

Me: Oh man, this looks like a genuinely amazing plot and a perfect wrap up to Venom's story!

Also me: If these bitches don't make out in this movie I'm reaching into the screen and doing it for them-

I just finished watching "S1: EP5" of the 2003 TMNT series, and I am in tears.

 I feel so bad for this random robot, it was a child. A CHILD. Hearing how they were talking about killing it like it was nothing hurt, and when Donnie used the flamethrower to demonstrate they were weak to heat. Dude, I felt so fucking bad. Although it was cute how this random street thug ended up adopting the robot, and genuinely showed real concern over them. THE ENDING BRO- He's sitting there holding the mask of his now-dead robot child, and CRYING?! WTF!? And the turtles acting like it's not a big deal? They are supposed to be the good guys, why can't they see how much that guy cared about his son?!

...yes

Uncanny Valley series fans: These your men????

LMAOOOOOO

I WILL BUY THIS. GIMMIE!!

Sighs -> picks up phone -> “prismo body pillow when” “I need a prismo body pillow” “how much for a prismo body pillow”-> sighs again -> picks up tablet

Soon… wip (smirk)

Maybe I shouldn’t have put it in your heads, MAYBE I’m a bad influence. I don’t care; BODY PILLOW!

Finally finished the first designs for my version of Jane the Killer! Currently working on her story, if you are interested at all, please let me know!

I just started watching 2003 TMNT

I’ve been on a personal mission to watch everything TMNT related these past few months, but I’ve been going backward. I watched the ROTTMNT series, then the movie. Then I watched the Bayverse movies, followed soon after by the 2012 series. After watching all of that, I discovered the Batman vs. TMNT movie (2019), so I watched that. Then I watched the 2007 movie. Currently, I’m watching “S1: EP1″ of the 2003 series. I’ve noticed many things throughout my time watching these shows, and I will most likely do multiple analyses on them. But for now, I’d like to mention something that has been bugging me. Raph’s accent. Each Raph has a different accent (so far), here is a list of what I’ve noticed:

ROTTMNT- 2018(/2022): Nothing special, just a basic American accent. Not a thick one, but if you listen closely you can still hear it being somewhat of a New York accent at times. 

Batman vs. TMNT - 2019: More of a New York accent mixed with an American one, his gravelly voice gets in the way of being able to tell his exact accent. 

Bayverse - 2014/2016: Heavy(?) Brooklyn accent

2012: Similar to ROTTMNT he doesn’t have much of an accent, except he doesn’t have any signs of a New York accent. If anything, I think I’ve heard someone with a voice just like his multiple times during my time living in Washington state. It’s not something that has a prominent accent. 

2007: Definitely more of a Brooklyn accent, not as heavy as in the Bayverse. But still prominent enough to be easily recognized when he speaks. 

HOWEVER-

So far, Raph’s voices have been an American accent, a New York accent, or a Brooklyn accent. So you can imagine my surprise when I start watching the episode and I hear a FUCKING AUSTRALIAN ACCENT!? LIKE?? HELLO????

As soon as I heard it I immediately thought of Steve Irwin, and now I can’t stop hearing it. It torments my mind like a plague being released upon those who have sinned. The shadows of the past Raphels watch me, they cast their piercing gaze upon my very soul. Looking upon me in shame all I can hear is the fucking crocodile man talking in place of what once was my favorite ninja turtle. I believe this is my curse, I have watched too many ninja turtles and the gods will not allow it. The mortal soul is not meant to know this much, and this is my punishment. I will forever bask in the knowledge of the TMNT that constantly resides in the back of my mind, it will pull at my mind until it breaks, and I hope it does. So then, and finally then. I will be released from my curse and brought back down to the chains of man. But alas, I know this shall not be the end. As much as I try to believe this to be my wish, I know in my soul that it is not the case. Even if I am given my escape if I am finally freed from my chains and able to walk along my mortal breathen once again. I will not accept, for I am an Icarus, and I have flown too close to the sun. My wax wings shall melt, but I will not learn. Even as I spiral down to the ground below, I will not regret what I have done. For I know that I would not have changed a single thing, that this is what I wanted. This is my curse, but it is also my desire. 

o wait nvm, it’s a New Jersey accent. Srry.