October 27th, Ya’ll. I Am So Hyped For It. (If You Know, Marry Me Rn)

*explodes u with my mind*

i want a bf :(

bro tf u mean ur experience smoking im the stoner friend>:0/j/nm

Bro, gtfo out of my anon asks, i WILL show up at your house and maul you to death. /j /lh

You can be the stoner friend, I’m good— i don’t Want that title.

EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! It’s @strvberry-clvt ‘s birthday :3 wish them a happy birthday, or I will personally come to your house and maul you to death /threat (/j)

The amount of gay yearning on Tumblr is insane,, like wtf man, I’m right here? Tf ????

Why the hell don’t I have a boyfriend rn? ☹️

Hi guys, does anybody want to be my boyfriend/husband who whimpers fr? I have no idea where my other partners went and I am craving men that whimper grrrrrr *goes feral*

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE >:]

I love this man so much, I can admire him from a mile away. I’ve never been happier ong

this is probably like. a really weird ask but. how does one get a boyfriend i am SCREAMING the world is so homophobic

You see, my dear anon!! Do you know what rizz is? Do you know how to slow mo your way into a man’s heart?

(I actually have no idea, why does the world not want me/ us ?? to have boyfriends aaaaaaaa)

The best advice I honestly have for you is to take it slow and have good communication !!

Rlly trying to manifest a boy to be obsessed with my every being rn ,,