This Is A Self Care Curse. Reblog To Curse Your Followers To Treat Themselves Well.♡♡♡

“Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.”

Inspired by this post by @ladydrarry

(Rowena) Ravenclaw: *laying on the floor having an existential crisis* (Helga) Hufflepuff: *quietly lays next to them* (Salazar) Slytherin: *shakes head in defeat and sits next to the other two* (Godric) Gryffindor: *lays entire body on top of Ravenclaw*

Did I ever tell you guys how much I love Avatar Kyoshi?

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Hey there! I’m back with another inked wolfstar pic as I promised!

Remus and Sirius are spending a calm evening on the couch by the fireplace after the feast! <3 (That couch is Sirius’ by birthright, he sits his hooman there and lay his head on his lap❤️)

no more ‘vampires who correct history books’

more vampires who don’t remember more vampires saying ‘i don’t fucking know man, google it’ more vampires not remembering important historical figures more vampires not recalling centuries worth of history more vampires saying ‘ that was at least 300 years ago, how the FUCK could i remember that detail?’ more vampires whose brains work like human brains

Hamilton, George Washington’s secretary of the treasury, once lost his check book, and had to ask for a new one.

on a list of dumb shit i know:

the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.

It’s so cute, she wakes me up with this melody every morning!

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.