I Got A Wesker Bean In The Mail Today He’s So Shape 

literally my favorite type of tweet

Ron: I feel like we’re forgetting something important.

Hermione: You mean the homework due tomorrow?

Harry: The Basilisk in the pipes?

Ron: …I was going to say my sandwich, but yeah, those too.

I want to personally thank whoever makes all these Wesker GIFs on tenor.

RE8 DLC SPOILER ;

You don't fucking understand how much I cried when I heard what Ethan little thoughts were when Rose was still a baby.

The VOICE when it came to the milk one had me shitting tears.

Get your ass back to life, Ethan. I can't do this shit today.

Hey there, could i ask ghostface, wesker, joey and deathslinger when a survivor constatly gets sandbagged and bodyblocked by other survivorw, and do the puppy eyes to see if they spare them?

I love this ask sm <3

Killers when you do puppy eyes at them

Ghostface

You were getting chased and doing good only 2gens remained

You were hit and bleeding bad but you were still hanging in there

You headed to the shack

YunJin pops outta no where and slams the pallet down on your head

You fell back and groaned, clutching your head

Ghostface stood behind you

He was agitated that YunJin did that fucking white ruined the chase

He looked down to see you looking at him with puppy eyes

Instant boner

The way you were on your knees with big teary eyes and lip trembling

He took pity on you and destroyed the pallet and let you free

He killed YunJin and then came after you and then fucked you

Wesker

He was chasing down the halls of RPD

You are doing good dodging him

You tried to vault a window but YunJin who was working on a gen close by vaulted it in front of you

She was uninjured and you were so she fucked you over

Wesker stood right behind you

He just stared down YunJin

The fucking bitch wasn't even getting chased or even an interest to him

You turned around and looked up at him with wide puppy eyes

He softened a bit and took pity (he loves you <3)

He went after her and slammed her against many walls and then hooked her

Joey

You were constantly sandbagged by Meg everytime you were in a match with her

You don't know why but she just did not like you

Joey has seen this and felt bad

Especially when you made puppy eyes at him when it happens

He always took pity on you (lil softie)

Although he tries to kill Meg, sometimes she wastes him time and he's not able to

But it's the thought that counts <3

DeathSlinger

You were avoiding his gun and doing good

You went to turn into a building to avoid it

But Meg ran in front of you and blocked the entry way

You tried to push her but it was too late

You screamed when his gun hit you and pulled you back

DeathSlinger saw what happened and it irked him

He looked at you who looked at him with big wide eyes

He sighed and let you go

He then went after Meg

Corn

Male!Reader: Hold on John is calling me

Male!Reader, answers the phone:Hello?

Soap, on the other end: Do you know how to say uh,

Soap: “corn” in Cantonese?

Male!Reader: I think it’s uh, “suk mai”?

Soap: SUK MAI NUTS HAHA

Soap, ending the call:

Male!Reader: Well, John isn’t my friend anymore.

Albert Whisker

on his way to commit war crimes

ALBERT WHISKERS!

This kitten likes to scratch

(i didn't come up with this actually :') one of my followers on instagram did lol)

the beard looks really good on him

THEYRE COMPLETE AHAHAHA