The Real Writer Experience Is Standing In The Shower And Coming Up With The Most Authentic Dialogue With

Hello I’m back with more overdone IW jokes and off-model costumes :’)

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I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink​ @gracefulvaudeville​

I just found an etsy shop that sells parts for escape rooms and it feels like looking through a store for decorating your animal crossing house 

Big Mood

Did I meme right?

❝🏆 This is the Amazing Person Award 🏆 ✨💛 Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨❞

*deep breath*

UWU

BITCH WHY DOES TUMBLR KEEO UNFOLLOWING YOU FOR ME ISTG THIS MF-

IDK WTH TUMBLR

Sib 1: *shoves other sibling then sits on top of them*

Sib 2: *struggling* YOU ABSOLUTE ASS GET OFF OF ME OR I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

I’m right and I should say it

Sam: hey there Spider-Man, didn’t realise you were such an annoying little arachnid.

Peter: hey there Mr. Wilson, didn’t realise you were such an annoying little bitch.

Bucky: ooooooo

Tony: ooooooo

*the whole compound*: oooooo

AUNT MAY THROWING A BANANA AT PETER AND CALLING HIS SPIDEY SENSE “Peter Tingle” NAME A MORE ICONIC AUNT MAY-

Tony: Yep I’m a tall glass of water, ready to quench your thirst

Stephen: Bitch you’re 5 foot now get over here you little shot glass

Snacks

Stephen: Tony! We need to buy some things, there are no snacks left in the kitchen.

Tony, entering the room: Stephen, I’m literally right here.

Stephen: yeah okay, you’ve got a point.