The Only Bad Gf You Can Have Is One That Doesn’t Love And Respect You. Otherwise They Are All Perfect

The only bad gf you can have is one that doesn’t love and respect you. Otherwise they are all perfect

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

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5 years ago
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So you might be saying: Lion why a guide on drawing black people? Well young blood it’s because a lot of people cant…seem…to draw…black people..Amazing I know. 

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Racist (caricatures) portrayals of black people have been around forever, and to this day people can’t seem to draw black people like they are human. If your artwork resembles any of the above even remotely your artwork is racist and offensive. If you try to excuse that as a stylistic choice you’re not only a terrible artist, but racist too!!! Congrats.

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Whitewashing is also a problem. A lot of people refuse to draw black features on canonly black characters. While this example isn’t colored, lightening the skin-tone of a character is also considered whitewashing. So lets start with features!

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Now all black people have different noses thats a no-brainer, but black noses tend to have flatter bridges, and wider nostrils. Please stay from triangular anime noses and small button noses. Your drawings should not depict black people with abnormally large noses. (Especially if you do not draw other characters this way)

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If you feel like the way you draw lips on black characters is offensive or resembles a caricature,it probably does and you should change it. ABSOLUTELY AVOID PLACING LIPS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FACE. 

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Hair is so diverse! Please get used to drawing braids, locs,kinks and coils! If you can learn to draw ringlets and long waves you can learn how to draw black hairstyles.

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Add clips! Learn how to draw baby-hairs and never be afraid to add color Pinterest and Google are free my dudes! Also try using square brushes for blocking in coils.

OK THAT’S ALL YOU GUYS

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P.S Take a screenshot of hate/ ignorance in the comments and dm it to me for 10% off a commission 

6 years ago

LOOK AT THAT PROUD DAD HE JUST WANTS HIS SPIDERSON BACK

You Can Hear Me Sobbing In The Background
You Can Hear Me Sobbing In The Background

You can hear me sobbing in the background

5 years ago
I Love You By Hallpen Https://www.deviantart.com/hallpen/art/i-love-you-795694435

I love you by Hallpen https://www.deviantart.com/hallpen/art/i-love-you-795694435

5 years ago

by Keener_girl

In the back of his mind, a voice would whisper, why can’t you be like Captain America? Why can’t you do something that is actually important? He would ignore it and take yet another shot.

Or

Tony takes a trip down memory lane while attending a funeral that should have never happened.

Words: 2011, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: Other

Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers(Mentioned), James “Rhodey” Rhodes

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Howard Stark & Tony Stark, James “Rhodey” Rhodes & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Howard Stark’s A+ Parenting, Hurt Peter Parker, Sad Tony Stark, i can’t tag, Tony’s self-deprecating thoughts, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Worried Rhodey, Funeral, Not Team Steve Friendly

6 years ago

Tips for Writing Sad Scenes

Remember not all characters express emotions the same way. For example, some characters are more closed off than others and will act accordingly. What makes one character collapse into a sobbing, wailing mess, might make another grieve quietly in a way people who don’t know them well might not even notice. That doesn’t make either reaction less impactful, it simply highlights the differences between the characters’ personalities.

Avoid melodrama. Going overboard with intense expressions of sadness can make them unintentionally humorous. Basically, make the intensity of characters’ emotions suit the situation and don’t let characters endlessly wallow in sorrow throughout the story. While it’s perfectly understandable for emotions to linger, dwelling on the same one with minimal variation risks losing the reader’s interest. 

Use buildup judiciously. Sometimes, you might decide to reveal that a bad situation is even more dire than the characters’ first thought, leading them to feel hopeless. Other times, the sad event might strike the characters as suddenly as a lightning strike.Giving characters and readers nuggets of hope can be especially effective. That’s because those lead people to believe that a positive outcome is possible, thereby making it hurt all the more when things take a turn for the worse.

Show characters seeking and giving comfort. Whether they try to drown their sorrows in alcohol or hug their friends close, moments where characters seek or give comfort show how much a sad event is impacting them. This provides good opportunities for bonding and possibly more conflict. Plus, coping mechanisms speak volumes about characters. Do they try to comfort others when they’re practically falling apart themselves? Do they seek some kinds of comfort but avoid others?

Emphasize lost opportunities. What will characters’ find much harder or even impossible now? If a character dies, who or what are they leaving behind? Who misses them now that they are gone? What dreams did they leave unfulfilled?

5 years ago
Fancy Slick Boi

Fancy slick Boi

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Reblog This With The 7th Pic In Your Gallery + Tag 2 People

@theythoughtthelionswerebad @sadcat5555

5 years ago

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5 years ago

Um... should I be concerned that I got Butter, Chipotle, and fucking Carl????

I can’t tell if I should be concerned that I count Carl as a word or if I should fear Carl?????

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