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tom licked jake’s hand. reminder that tom is 23

He’s the billionaire we asked for

I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.

I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂

Send this flower to 10 mutuals to let them know you love them 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼

Akkgkaksjfjajsjfgnsjjjsbb my heart just exploded

Say it with me folks:

“Eat the rich” means 1%ers and billionaires

middle class is closer to poverty than being a multimillionaire

“The rich” does NOT include children of billionaires (come on we’re at least slightly better than the plagues of Egypt)

Upper middle class children SHOULD NOT feel guilt over having money

Being aware of privilege and using your privilege to help others IS NOT a guilt trip

Constantly feeling guilty helps no one

Billionaires, however, should feel guilty over hoarding wealth.

Upper middle class is NOT rich

Black Lives Matter

Trans rights are human rights

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au where when leia is yelling at vader in a new hope he figures out she’s his kid and flips back to the good side like, instantly & the two of them end up crash landed on tattooine trying to intercept r2 and/or obi-wan before they leave the planet. neither of them know about luke of course and there’s an entire planet to search. leia doesn’t trust anakin AT ALL and he’s like, awkward and pissy cause of the sand and also desperately trying to get on her good side 

Has anyone done this?

In soul-realm:

Peter: *deadpan stares into space* Thanos, I cant believe you’ve done this

Shuri: *gasps*

Peter: *gasps*

*Two Hours Later*

Peter and Shuri: lEt’S dO tHe FoRk In ThE gArBaGe DiSpOsAl

Strange: *turns to camera**mouths* send help

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You miss Tony stark

You miss Natasha Romanoff

You miss Thor

You miss Clint Barton

You miss Steve Rogers

You miss Bruce Banner

AND LASTLY…

You f*cking miss the OG avengers

Because I do.

hello! i just wanted to say thank you for this really cool and helpful blog. do you have any good amnesia fics? thank you!

THE AMNESIA LIST!

Thanks to everyone who sent in an ask requesting this trope. Here’s a list of some fics that feature amnesia that we compiled for you. Enjoy!

Peter suffering from amnesia

Broken Thoughts (I Remember Everything) by blackwatchandromeda

“Peter, who am I?“He hesitates. “I’m sorry. I… I don’t know.” -Peter Parker has been missing for thirty-six days. When Tony Stark finally finds him, he’s wandering around New York with no memories, unaware of where and who he is. The missing month is a mystery, and nobody knows what happened to him - least of all the kid himself.Peter, meanwhile, is trying to piece together who he was. What doesn’t help is the big secret he’s sure Tony is keeping from him, or the way the man is avoiding him.Nobody notices how the missing month is catching up to them until everything goes wrong. -(Not Infinity War compliant, but takes place after Civil War.)

blank stares by parkrstark

Peter’s head snapped back to face him and he winced. “I-I’m sorry, sir. I don’t know…” He looked around the room helplessly. “I don’t know what’s going on.”Tony was almost too afraid to ask, “What was the last thing you remember?”Peter closed his eyes, thinking for a brief moment before he opened them again and answered, “Ice cream. My mom and dad were taking me out to get ice cream.”Now it was Tony’s turn to be scared. “Pete…do you know what year it is?” “Of course. It’s 2009.”

remember me by aileenwood

“Glad you’re back,” he smiles, and Peter can see the raw relief in it.My kid.Oh, of course. That’s his dad.“ or:After a particularly bad injury, Peter wakes up in a hospital room with a blank mind.He’s lost and confused until a man steps in, ruffles his hair and smiles gently.He immediately guesses that’s his father, obviously. He’s not stupid.

The Curly-Haired Boy In The Paper by agib 

When Tony sees the blurry, grey scale photograph of someone he thought he had lost years ago, he follows the trail to a newspaper company, to a hospital, to an adoption agency, to the police station and finally to May Parker’s house.

In The Woods Somewhere by iamq

Re-write of “The Rituals of You and Me”.Tony Stark finds HYDRA’s latest weapon in the cold Russian woods, half starved and frozen near to death. Tony Stark adopts HYDRA’s latest weapon and takes him to the New York concrete jungle, makes him a home, and gives him a family.

When the day’s over, will you remember me? by Webtrinsic

June 20, 2016 had been the day his son had been taken. Tortured. Hit over the head one to many times, and everyday now. It was June 20th. It’d always be that day to him, and Tony knew it’d always be his fault.

Tony suffering from amnesia

Retrograde by madasthesea

Prompt: what about the remember me one? seen a lot of fics with peter getting amnesia but never one of tony forgetting anything? could be a nice switch to see how peter would deal with that + tony trying to figure out how he went from a wild playboy to a supposed superhero with a teenager.  Tony gets amnesia. When Peter comes to visit him in the hospital, Tony takes one look at him and immediately assumes that Peter’s his son.

Tabula Rasa by PinkEasterEggs

“Tony,” the blonde sighed his name, as if it were a prayer. “Thank God you’re okay. We were worried for a second.”Tony frowned, staring at the hand holding his own. What was going on?“I’m sorry,” the teenage boy sniffed, eyes pooling with tears as he stared down at Tony with such a sorry expression that the genius wondered if he was meant to actually feel bad for this kid.“Peter,” the blonde man gave the teenager a look. It was clear they’d had this conversation a million times. “What have i said? It wasn’t your fault; Dad doesn’t blame you— right Tony?”Tony cleared his throat, both pairs of blue and brown eyes getting brought back to him. “Okay, this has been fun but who the hell are you?”When a mission goes wrong, Tony gets hurt and loses his memory. The last 25 years is wiped from his mind and he wakes up in a 47 year old body with a 22 year old mind. Apparently he has a family now?

Don’t Let it Make You Cry by amine

”‘And who are you?‘Peter recoiled, stunned by the harsh unfamiliarity of those words. God, did that hurt. He was so used to being greeted with a warm ‘hey, kid!’ and an arm around his shoulders that tears nearly sprung to his eyes at seeing and hearing for himself that Tony really did not remember them.“