This Peice Is Absolutely Splendid. I Hope He Likes It.

I bet Jacket is thinking “give me my recorder back or I will kill you in your sleep.”

so fought through an art block to make some shitty payday fanart of noone’s favorite brotp

"what a shame."

I like to remind everybody how JC Denton is the master of one-liners and voice delivery. 

Nice boots

I bought these today

Hmmm, what’s this?

*notices bulge*

uwuuuuuuuu, what’s this?

Love your fanfiction.

Hey OFF fandom!! It’s been a long time, but I’ve written a little oneshot about Japhet if you’re interested. Miss you guys!

I can agree. She looks really cute.

New icon for pride month courtesy of @skellada over on Twitter! Go commission Skele she does super cute work

Almost any song from Aurastys.

i posted

post-post commentary:

okay look it isn’t touhou so i don’t actually want any of you to read it but i DO want you guys to read this. like this tumblr post. i have a story as to why i chose to write home fanfiction and you do not need to know what home is to understand it

so if you’ve read a single of my recent posts, you’d know how obsessed i am with home. 2014 off fangame with a dead creator, that’s the one.

i randomly decided to check if it had any fanfiction on ao3 considering how niche it was.

it had three! they were as follows:

1) 250 words of awful writing describing three characters (two of which are brothers, all three of which are feral cats) engaging in a threesome

2) 25,000 words of… something spanish. i dunno.

3) 400 words of the judge (one of those cats also featured in that first work) raping the reader. also the reader is underage from what i can tell from the tags (look man i’m not reading it to find out) also written by same guy as #1

not great, right?

anyways it kind of bummed me out to see this but i took it as a GOLDEN opportunity. i could be the first man to ever write a good home fic. so i did!

i specifically wrote this because of a man who does not yet exist.

what do i mean by that?

maybe in a month, or in a year, or whatever amount of time, there’s gonna be a guy who gets just as obsessed with home as i was. absolute infatuation. they’re gonna play through the game, and love it. then they’ll check ao3 to see if home has any fanfiction.

i do not want this person to see the three things i did. i want there to be at least one nice little story for them to read, so they’re not disappointed like i was.

i want them to see the other three, but be happy there’s at least one good one out there. they’ll read mine and smile because it’s not weird incest pedo smut. because it’s PEAK.

i am doing it for that guy. that guy who doesn’t yet exist.

so i hope they like it

It's the blog version of strip mining, i do it to extract as much Japhet as possible. And yeah I indeed am going ham so much so that it's almost terrifying.

funniest phenomenon is when someones digging through your blog clearly not following a Tag but instead a Search. how do u end up here