Cool Birbs.

I bet Jacket is thinking “give me my recorder back or I will kill you in your sleep.”

so fought through an art block to make some shitty payday fanart of noone’s favorite brotp

Hmmm, what’s this?

*notices bulge*

uwuuuuuuuu, what’s this?

Sjws are like conspiracy theorists with a side of “I’m systemically oppressed.”

obligatory silly little japhet because i am incapable of drawing him without also drawing his silly little hooves.

*sees you posting OFF content and starts vibrating at intense speeds*

Anyways, funny little baseball man, doing funny little baseball crimes (I have SO many thoughts on this game, help)

I'VE NOT EVEN BEEN HERE FOR A DAY SO IMAGINE WHAT I WOULD DO NEXT

I'd honestly go with japhet.

Honestly,

Tag your gender presentation goal - OFF version

Love your fanfiction.

Hey OFF fandom!! It’s been a long time, but I’ve written a little oneshot about Japhet if you’re interested. Miss you guys!

I've already read your fanfiction and it's like the only good home fanfic. I've been in an off obsession for a while now. The unfortanate thing is alot of the fanfics are pretty old, so it's nice to see something being made in the current year.

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okay look it isn’t touhou so i don’t actually want any of you to read it but i DO want you guys to read this. like this tumblr post. i have a story as to why i chose to write home fanfiction and you do not need to know what home is to understand it

so if you’ve read a single of my recent posts, you’d know how obsessed i am with home. 2014 off fangame with a dead creator, that’s the one.

i randomly decided to check if it had any fanfiction on ao3 considering how niche it was.

it had three! they were as follows:

1) 250 words of awful writing describing three characters (two of which are brothers, all three of which are feral cats) engaging in a threesome

2) 25,000 words of… something spanish. i dunno.

3) 400 words of the judge (one of those cats also featured in that first work) raping the reader. also the reader is underage from what i can tell from the tags (look man i’m not reading it to find out) also written by same guy as #1

not great, right?

anyways it kind of bummed me out to see this but i took it as a GOLDEN opportunity. i could be the first man to ever write a good home fic. so i did!

i specifically wrote this because of a man who does not yet exist.

what do i mean by that?

maybe in a month, or in a year, or whatever amount of time, there’s gonna be a guy who gets just as obsessed with home as i was. absolute infatuation. they’re gonna play through the game, and love it. then they’ll check ao3 to see if home has any fanfiction.

i do not want this person to see the three things i did. i want there to be at least one nice little story for them to read, so they’re not disappointed like i was.

i want them to see the other three, but be happy there’s at least one good one out there. they’ll read mine and smile because it’s not weird incest pedo smut. because it’s PEAK.

i am doing it for that guy. that guy who doesn’t yet exist.

so i hope they like it

I think the spy's bird head should be a swan's, because he's a ladykiller after all and swans are associated with romance and seduction.

MORE BIRD HEADS! MORE BIRD HEADS!

Thank you.

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post-post commentary:

okay look it isn’t touhou so i don’t actually want any of you to read it but i DO want you guys to read this. like this tumblr post. i have a story as to why i chose to write home fanfiction and you do not need to know what home is to understand it

so if you’ve read a single of my recent posts, you’d know how obsessed i am with home. 2014 off fangame with a dead creator, that’s the one.

i randomly decided to check if it had any fanfiction on ao3 considering how niche it was.

it had three! they were as follows:

1) 250 words of awful writing describing three characters (two of which are brothers, all three of which are feral cats) engaging in a threesome

2) 25,000 words of… something spanish. i dunno.

3) 400 words of the judge (one of those cats also featured in that first work) raping the reader. also the reader is underage from what i can tell from the tags (look man i’m not reading it to find out) also written by same guy as #1

not great, right?

anyways it kind of bummed me out to see this but i took it as a GOLDEN opportunity. i could be the first man to ever write a good home fic. so i did!

i specifically wrote this because of a man who does not yet exist.

what do i mean by that?

maybe in a month, or in a year, or whatever amount of time, there’s gonna be a guy who gets just as obsessed with home as i was. absolute infatuation. they’re gonna play through the game, and love it. then they’ll check ao3 to see if home has any fanfiction.

i do not want this person to see the three things i did. i want there to be at least one nice little story for them to read, so they’re not disappointed like i was.

i want them to see the other three, but be happy there’s at least one good one out there. they’ll read mine and smile because it’s not weird incest pedo smut. because it’s PEAK.

i am doing it for that guy. that guy who doesn’t yet exist.

so i hope they like it