Lil Shoka said it’s no shoes Sunday
“WHAT DO I DO?!”
“Only Captain Rex knows how to break that hold, sir!”
“WELL GET HIM ON THE COMMS!”
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The shinies try to warn Obi-Wan of Cody’s struggle snuggle tendencies before his morning caf. He didn’t listen.
@eclec-tech everybody lost their shit thanks to you.
Orig post
And @wings-and-beskargam also
@eobe @lonewolflupe @masksketchies @yunyun160
Let me introduce you to the father of the intergalactic mafia.
This to'kustard, despite being what many would call it "of the old school", is capable of causing wars between friendly nations. His physical capacity, added to his experience, make him the one to rule the underworld.
All kinds of illegal weapons, he has them, and he will give that and more if you are part of his family.
His family has a hierarchy. At the base are the cousins, old friends who earned their position with many years of experience together. At the moment just 5 aliens in the galaxy have this privilege.
Then there are the brothers. They were born together, lived together, and ruled the underworld together. Sadly, the only one with that privilege, died many years ago.
And next to him, the only one in the universe who has managed to soft the heart of "The Titan".
Despite not being a blood child, Ko'rl adopted him as his son, making him his legacy and future mob heir.
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LMAO GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER MACE!!!
what have i done
Jedi Council: Anakin Skywalker seriously overstepped his boundaries and also can't be a neutral party in negotiations because of his connection to a Naboo senator.
Anakin (complaining to everyone who is ready to listen): They think that's I am going to seduce and make babies with every politician I would work with! Even with male ones!
Mel sketch yippieeeee
Wait wait if they chipped the adult Jedi does this mean they chipped the younglings and padawans and the infants of the temple, would they have likely turned the temple and just taken any force sensitive infant just to chip them to prevent them from growing up and over throwing them..hmm maybe they even give the adults dosages of force suppressants or collars to prevent them from using the force even forcing them into SHU like conditions in prisons if they misbehave to teach them a lesson and the rule if one does it they all suffer.
Had a bad few days so I've came up with an absolute malicious idea for au:
They're planning on overthrowing the Republic and the Jedi as a revenge to how they were raised (they don't know, of course, that Jedi didn't know about it). And maybe Jango made them hate the Order after the slaughter of True Mandalorians.
During the time of the 3rd movie Fox kills Palpatine, the Jedi are all caught and either Order 66'ed or imprisoned. Maybe the clones are like "You thought that you could trick us into thinking that the Jedi care for us? You're the reason we suffered, you agreed to the control chips". (Let them be evil a bit too. They make their Jedi care for them just like in canon and make them think the Vode care too).
Maybe the Jedi are killed, maybe as a revenge they all have an inhibitor chip inserted into their heads so they listen to clones' commands, who knows.
And since the CIS are defeated and Jedi unable to fight, overtaking the Republic and the Senate is easy. There is no other military power similar to strength as the GAR.
Feel free to add anything to the au
poor babies..someone good save them..
good job! successful first mission everyone! :)