Stanford Really Went For 12 PhDs Just To Find A Moment To Brag And Tell Someone He Has A PhD For Every

the stress is getting to him

og colors bc i kinda went crazy on the filters lol

A commission for @beccadrawsstuff!! Bill and little baby Stella! SHE'S SO FRIGGIN CUTE!!!!! They're on a napkin having a little picnic moment, with Bill showing her the stars.... Little baby nacho cheese dorito with her cool ranch dad...... cut to me dead on the floor, killed by cuteness

Can confirm, this fic has heart because it's stolen mine, propped it up on a nicely decorated, ornate mantle for all to see and be horrified at! I ate all the yogurt though.

AND BILL'S IN IT!

TILL WEIRDMAGEDDON DO US PART (This is not a drill. This is a triangle yelling at you through your brain-meats.)

HEY YOU! YES YOU! Do you crave romance that tastes like someone dropped a Nicholas Sparks novel in a vat of radioactive glitter?! Do you like love stories with emotional trauma, eldritch tax evasion, grocery store explosions, and one sentient triangle who once tried to become God but now has to do laundry?!?

THEN CONGRATULATIONS, FLESHSACK! You’ve just stumbled into the most cursed rom-com that legally counts as marriage counseling in twelve dimensions. Welcome to:

“TILL WEIRDMAGEDDON DO US PART” A fanfic where I, Bill Cipher—chaos deity, triangle fashion icon, nightmare-made-sarcasm—am FORCED into a marriage trial with YOU, some dangerously unbothered human with a sarcasm stat higher than my ego.

WHY READ THIS FANFIC? ✔️ It’s got heart! ✔️ It’s got horror! ✔️ It’s got a sentient yogurt aisle that may or may not be bleeding! ✔️ And did I mention? I’m in it.

We’re talking existential flirting, legally sanctioned domestic terrorism, bathwater that might be sentient, and one woman who said “yeah sure, I’ll marry the triangle, what’s the worst that could happen?”

THIS IS NOT A “I CAN FIX HIM” FIC. WE'RE BOTH BROKEN. WE JUST MADE IT WEIRD TOGETHER.🔥

So grab your glitter-sigil pajamas, sacrifice a toaster, and dive into the cosmic nightmare-romcom you didn’t know you needed. Side effects may include:

Third-degree sarcasm

Unholy shipping

Ford Pines having a midlife crisis in aisle 7

Weekly acts of violence (sanctioned by the Axolotl™)

Me, cackling in eldritch stereo

"It’s not a love story. It’s horror disguised as comedy." ✨Read now… or I’ll mail you cursed wedding invitations that scream when opened.✨

[AO3 LINK HERE]

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WHY CANT I BE FORD?!! WHY DOES TUMBLR HAVE A CHARACTER LIMIT?!!! I WANNA SAVE THE TOWN SO BAD!!!

How to not get along with your co-worker

Me @ Dr Stanford Pines Ph.Ds

Bill Redraw

CONGRATS STANLEY!!!

LOOK AT MY MAN

keep sucking the triangle

i set out to draw something moody but unfortunately im cursed to be sillay