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@imma-vincent-van-gogh-kms

U know what u did.

Imma steal your cheese

NOT MY CHEESE

Damn u

AHHHAHGA, AAHHEHAGGEGWH, AHHEAHHAÆÆÆÆÆHAHWGW!!

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Hello my...

Dearest possessed friend

Gonna try and finish all the asks/requests that I got:)

DM me if u wanna be my friendddd

I need friendssssss😔

So um--

I feel like I'm a ler leaning switch guys😀

Cuz um... at my school, we aren't allowed phones in my class-- and uh... welllll

My two best friends sit on either side of me

You know where this is going.

I'm sitting there going on my phone cause I'm in choir and there was free time since we got all the songs right and ect ect. Whateverrrrr. Weeeeellll I wouldn't put my phone away and my one best friend kept telling me to put it away but like

I don't listen soooo

AND I PUT MYSELF IN THE SITUATION ON ACCIDENT CUZ I REALLY SAID--

"What you gonna do??"

WHY ME. WHY.

And she just ruthlessly just tickled me until I gave in.

THE OTHER ONE JOINED SO LIKE FOUR HANDS JUST--

Sobs.

I thought I was a ler y'all☹️💔

EHEHEHEHEHE:3

I added you into my besties list :3

AWWWWW RANDOMMM:D🫶

(I saw on ur thing that um I not on ur "Call me Rat" list so uh imma js call you random:3)

Real quick, does anybody remember Play Barn from Cassi Cow?? There was Matthew, Dan, Fox, and another girl I can't remember--

But fr, does anyone know what I'm talking about?😭

same requester, I’m fine with anything!!!

Your wish is my command!<3

Attack, Asshole!

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--Suction Cup Man got absolutely assaulted TWICE!! Time for a little... revenge~--

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|Lee - Guy Business -- Ler - Suction Cup Man|

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FT - Gina & Penny

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Suction Cup Man was in his little hut, snuggled up with his suction cups, pouting. Why was he pouting? Because he got absolutely DESTROYED by a guy that sells PLUNGERS!! And that's bullshit in his book! He also got sued by the man... but that's besides the point!! He almost sunk into his suction cups until he shot up and (accidentally) tumbled down over to his computer. "Ow..." he muttered before crawling back up and going on "Booble" and searching up; "Revenge Ideas On Business Guys" as he (surprisingly) got results.

Guy Business was happily reading papers in his office with the window open, then all of a sudden an egg got shot at him and hit him on the side of the face. "Ow! The fu--" he dodged another egg before storming to the window, looking down. "I HATE YOUUUUU!!" he heard a faint yet familiar, voice say. He knew exactly who this was. "Oldest trick in the book, asshole!" he called out before slamming his window shut. Suction Cup Man huffed before slamming the carton of eggs down to the floor, hearing them crack with a little thud. "I need new strategies..."

Again, after at least an hour, Guy Business was walking back to his office after a talk with Penny. He was walking until a fucking metal ball got thrown it front of him, making a hole/crack in the wall and a very loud crash from the window it came from. "Oh my... what the actual FUCK?!" Guy Business ran over to his broken window and looked down yet again. "HOPEFULLY THAT HIT YOU!!!!" he heard Suction Cup Mans voice faintly say. "WHAT THE HELL MAN?! ARE YOU INSANE?!" Guy Business called out, with a hint of concern in his voice. "YES!!" Suction Cup Man answered with pride. "THE FU... I'M CALLING THE COPS!!!" Guy Business announced, running over to his office. Suction Cup Man just booked it after Business Dummy said that.

It's been 3 hours since Guy Business's window got fucking demolished by a god damn metal ball. Guy Business was back at his office once the window got fixed/replaced. Then, he heard a SPLAT from outside his window. He looked over and saw blue, purple, and white paint splattered all over his window. He groaned and walked over to the window next to it and opened it. "Give it up!! What your doing is USELESS!!--" Guy Business's voice pitched as he closed his window quickly once paint shot out at him. Suction Cup Man scoffed and stormed off. 'I need Gina's help...' he thought before running off to his friends store

"GINA!!" Suction Cup Man yelled, busting open the door making Gina jump. "WAHH-- What?!" Gina dropped her magazine out of shock and looked over at her friend. "I need heeeeeheeelp...!" he whined, fumbling over to her counter as he banged his head/face on it. "What happened?" Gina sighed and patted his head softly. "All my plans fucking failed!! Nothing affects the dummy in ANY way!" he leaned over the counter to hug her and whine into her shoulder. Gina sighed and rubbed his back soothingly. "There there... what did he do to you again??" she asked, looking down at him. "He... ughhhh... the... flutter thingy..." Suction Cup Man lifted himself up and sat on the counter. "Ah. Hmm... then why don't you just do it back??" she suggested with a shrug. Suction Cup Man blinked and looked down for a moment. "Ooh... that... that isn't such a bad idea! Thanks Ginny!" he hopped over the counter and darted for the door as he heard Gina groan in annoyance. "Stop calling me that!" she called back as she a very faint "Never!" call back to her. She only shook her head and chuckled in response.

Guy Business just got back from a talk with the cleaners and was walking back to his office yet again. He opened the door and nearly jumped out his skin when he was met with a Suction Cup Man standing in front of his desk with a huge ass smile. "Heya Business Dummy!!" he waved at the flabbergasted businessman. "What the-- how did you get in here?!" "Aaah, I used the front door--" Suction Cup Man said sarcastically, waving his hands in front of his face. "What do you think, DUMBASS?!" he pointed to the open window with suction cups outside, sticking to the window(s). All he got in response was a scoff. "Whatever! What do you want?! You've been pestering me all day!" Guy Business pinched the bridge of his nose, looking up at his snickering frenemy. "Just come here... just a little... hmm... apology, let's say~" Suction Cup Man said in a slight teasy and friendly tone. Guy Business blinked and raised an eyebrow. "Do I have a choice?..." he questioned with annoyance. "Nope!" "Of course..." he sighed and dragged himself in front of the (slightly) shorter one.

"Wha--" before the tired guy could even finish, Suction Cup Mans hands shot up to Guy Business's underarms, wiggling his fingers and making the older one jump and burst out into little giggles "Pff-- hehehehe! H-Hehehey! Wh-What gihihives?! Ehehehe!" "Revenge gives, duh!" Suction Cup Man chuckled, moving his hand down to softly poke Guy Business's sides. "Shihihihihhit!! S-Suhuhuhuction Cup Mahahahahahahahan!!" he squeaked and tried to pry his hands off. "Yessssss?~" Suction Cup Man answered in a teasy sing-songy way. "D-Dohohon't speak like thaaaahahahahahahahahat! *snort*" "Pff-- hah! Look at that. You can snort as well!" "Sh-Shut uhuhuhup! Ahehehehehe!" Guy Business blushed a little from the stupid teasing. "Aww, is that little blush I see?~" Suction Cup Man teased, moving his hand to Guy Business's stomach, tracing little shapes. "NohohohOHOHOHOHO-- IhihihiHIHIHIT ihihihisn't!! Ehehehehehe!!" Guy Business tried his best to push himself away from Suction Cup Man, or to push Suction Cup Man away from h i m. "WhahahaHAHAHAT is this, eheheheven fohohohohor?!" "You REALLY don't know??" Suction Cup Man asked in a bit of disbelief. "NOHOHOHOHO?" Guy Business shrugged a little, well, the best he could. "Damn... you really are a dummy." Suction Cup Man then dug his fingers in between Guy Business's ribs "SHIHIHIHIHIT-- W-WAAHAHAHAHAHIT!!--" Now that caught Suction Cup Man's attention "Ooh! Did I find a sensitive spot?" Suction Cup Man giggled before spidering up and down Guy Business's ribs. "NOHOHOHOHOHO-- F-FUCKIN' STOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOP!! *squeal*" "You tickled me twice, asshole!" Suction Cup Man rolled his eyes "THIHIHIHIS IS WHAHAHAHAT ITS FOHOHOHOHOHOR?! Y-YOU'RE SO DUHUHUHUHUHUMB!!" Guy Business snorted and squealed as Suction Cup Man gasped "That's offensive! I would never say that to you!" "LIAR!!" Suction Cup Man just chuckled.

Then, the door came in "Hey, sir, have you--" Penny walked in before looking at Suction Cup Man and her boss "Hi Penny! Do you know where his like... M O S T sensitive spot is at all? You worked for him for a while, right?" Suction Cup Man asked innocently, fluttering his eyes. "DOHOHOHOHON'T YOU TEHEHEHEHELL HIM!!" Guy Business managed to laugh out before squealing after Suction Cup Man squeezed his ribs. "Hush you!" Penny just stood there and sighed. "Honestly... boss, you got on my nerves with that stupid meeting. So, here. Try his knees and palms." Penny said, crossing her arms. "Ah! Thanks, Penny!" Suction Cup Man's hand went under Guy Business's leg, earning a squeal out of him. "No problem!" Penny waved goodbye and shut the door behind her as she left. "YOU BIHIHIHITCH-- GEHEHEHET BACK HEHEHERE-- OHOHOHOHOHO NOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Tears pricked out from Guy Business's eye coners. "Oh yeah? No? You don't like this?~" "SHIHIHIHIHT!! SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUHUHUP!!" Guy Business didn't know exactly what to do or say. His mind was cluttered up with fuzzy feels and flustering bullshit. "Hmm... no, I don't think I will. Besides, you've earned this, Mr. Billionaire!" Suction Cup Man grinned, grabbing Guy Business's hand and scittering his fingers on his palm. "SHIT!! SHIT SHIT SHIHIHIHIHIT!! CUHUHUHUHUP MAHAHAHAHAN!!" "What's the matter, dum-dum?" "OKAY!!-- OKAY OHOHOHOHOKAY!!! I'M SORRY I'M FUCKIN' SOHOHOHOHOHOHORRYEHEHEHEHRHE!! JUST PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!! *snort* AH SHIHIHIHIHIT!" Suction Cup Man giggled at his reaction.

"Hmm, fine!" He stopped and backed away from the dude, letting the old guy catch his breath. "Oho... you mother--" Guy Business glared as Suction Cup Man ran out the window and opened up his parachute "GET ATTACKED, ASSHOLE!!!" Suction Cup Man screamed, flying away. Guy Business just scoffed. "I'll get him later... Penny first..." He muttered walking out of his office.

🤍End🧡

Getting Along?

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--Charlie was left alone after Vaggie and everyone else beside Lucifer and Alastor left. She then heard a noise and started to investigate what it was... definitely wasn't what she was expecting.--

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|Lees: Lucifer and Alastor||Lers: Lucifer and Alastor|

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FT: Angel, Husk, Vaggie, Charlie, Nifty, The Eggies, & Sir Pentious

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Ships known in this fic: Chaggie (Charlie x Vaggie), (kinda) HuskerDust (Husk(er) x Angel Dust), & RadioApple (Platonic) (Alastor x Lucifer)

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"Awh... are you *sure* you can handle them, Vaggie? They seem like a handful today..." Charlie spoke as she placed her hands on her girlfriends shoulders. "Don't worry, hun. I got thiissss-- NIFTY YOU PUT THAT DOWN--" Vaggie put her girlfriend to the side and snatched the knife outta Niftys hand. "Hey!!>:(" Nifty whined, jumping a little and raising her arms in an attempt to get her knife back. "I don't... trussssst her with a knifffffe..." Sir Pentious statted, backing up a little. "It's okay, boss! We'll protect you!" Frank said, jumping up and down. "You eggs couldn't do shit, even if your life depended on it." Said Husk, drinking his booze. "Now you take that back!!" Sir Pentious pointed his finger to the ceiling, hissing a little. "Ooooh! Is a fight gonna break down?~ *baby voice* Are you gonna win whiskers?~" Angel said, wrapping his arms around Husk until Husk pushed him off. "Go fuck yourself..." "Only if you WATCH me~" Angel smirked, winking at Husk, which he only got a flustered little grumble in response. "Disssssgusting!!" Sir Pentious covered his eyes and curled up his tail a bit. "That's it. Everyone outside NOW. And wait there." Vaggie instructed, throwing the knife behind her and pointing outside. The others shrugged and walked outside, leaving the couple alone.

"Ugh... they act like kids!" Vaggie said, turning around to meet with Charlie's eyes. "You'll get used to it..." Charlie smiled and kissed Vaggies cheek. "I guess... say, uh... where's Alastor and Lucifer?" Vaggie questioned, raising a brow. "They said they didn't wanna go, then Alastor pulled my dad somewhere. I-I'll find them soon enough! Probably in separate areas." Charlie said, smiling. "If you say so. I better get going. See ya." Vaggie gave her a goodbye kiss and walked out of the hotel.

"Welp... time to find--" Charlie got cut off by a shreik. She raised a brow and walked upstairs to the second floor where the library was. She walked over and took a peak inside. Man, has she never found anything cuter...

"AHAHAHAHAHALASTOHOHOR-- NAT THEHERE-- *squeal*" Lucifer squirmed in Alastors lap. "C'mon Luciferrrrr~ I promised if you'd be quiet I'd stoppppp~!" Alastor teased, spidering up Lucifers ribs. "YOHOHOHOHO'RE MAHAHAHAHAKING IT UNFAAAAHAHAHAHAIRRRR!" Lucifer whined in between his laughter. "Do you want me to switch spots?~" "YEHEHEHEHES!!" Once Lucifer said that, Alastor switched to Lucifer's stomach and sides, softly scratching at them. "Hohohoholy fuhuhuck!" Lucifer giggled, curling up a little. "You're the one who asked for this~" Alastor chuckled and lightly blew at Luci's neck. "I-I knohohow... hehehehehe!" Lucifer covered his face from blushing so much. "You know you enjoy it~" Alastor giggled a little and lightly circled around Lucifers belly button. "Nohoho teheheasing!" "No teasing? Yeah? And what of I don't? What're you gonna do about it?~" Alastor teased, lightly going up to the kings underarms. "Th-ThihihiHIS--!!" Lucifer then shot his arms up to Alastors armpits. Since the raido demon was caught off guard, he couldn't help but let giggles slip out. "H-Hehehehey! Th-Thahahahat was uncalled fohohohohor!! Nahahahaha!" Al curled his legs up a little, now just making Lucifer trapped on Al's lap. "Yeah? Was it uncalled for?~" Lucifer teased, moving up to lightly scratch behind the deers' ears. "Dohohont tehehease me-- AH-- YOU BIHIHITCH!" "Now that wasn't very nice!~" Lucifer chuckled and looked down, seeing Alastors' little tail wagging. "Awww! Do you wike it, buddyyy?~ Do you like my wittle twickles?~ Yeah?~" Lucifer teased in a baby voice, still scratching gently behind Al's ears. "FUHUHUCK!! L-LUHUHUHUCIF-- *raido static*" Alastors face flushed as he covered his eyes with his arm, which only made Lucifer giggle. "OHOHOHOHO-- I'LL GIHIHVE YOU SOMETHING TP GIHIHIGGLE ABOUT--" Alastor dug his thumbs into Lucifer's ribs making Lucifer SQUEAL, but that just made Lucifer go down to the raido demons sides. "AH FUHUHUCK-- YA BRHAHAHAT!!" Lucifer laughed, drilling and tickling Al's sides. "SAHAHAHAYS YOHOHOHOU--"

Charlie's eyes sparkled in joy. "Awh... they're getting along..." He mumbled to herself as she smiled. She decided to walk away from the scene, letting it play and die down. They'd be at it for a whole while anyway.

❤️End💛