“A Thread Of Tips” By Shelby

Me probably 30 years later: “Road work ahead...uh yeah I sure hope it does!”

My android:*crying* I beg you please stop

Same

Adam:*takes bite out of forbidden fruit*

God:

Thank you

Thank you for living another day, thank you for being you, thank you for not giving up and trying your hardest ..... THANK YOU ❤️

We will miss you Alan

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Fuck yeah

Watch:  Chicago woman had some great responses to a white man’s disturbing racist attacks.

This is the hotel room we are staying in.... I was silently freaking out