When Someone Say's They Know Everything About Columbine Then Says It Was On April 23,1988

This is the hotel room we are staying in.... I was silently freaking out

Luke 1:26-38

The angel came to Mary and said:

“You are to become a mother and have a Son. You are to give Him the name Jesus.“ Mary said to the angel, “How will this happen? I have never had a man.” The angel said to her:

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Me probably 30 years later: “Road work ahead...uh yeah I sure hope it does!”

My android:*crying* I beg you please stop

Adam:*takes bite out of forbidden fruit*

God:

That’s not  justice