Isn’t It Enough I Want You Every Night?

i watched a movie with a funny plant in it and got jumpscared by a greasy vermin

ultimate that's straight up not having a good time rn dude

Who up Seymorining...

This isn’t taking money into account. again, this isn’t counting national tours or regional theater, just shows in New York on broadway. PLEASE REBLOG FOR A LARGER SAMPLE SIZE!

LITERALLY THEM

“I’m straight!!” “I’m gay!!” okay well I’m neurotic, he’s neurotic, we’re neurotic they’re neurotic bitch bitch bitch bitch funny funny funny funny

"Checkmate."

this is so funny to me bc why did he not just do a full bend and snap. if youre gonna show your ass off commit to the bit emmett

great GYATTsbee amiright (no.) ANYWAYYSSS i like this a lot this was for the back to school challenge but i already submitted it oh well (click on for better quality)

an angel loses their wings every time someone makes a whizzer aids joke