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Their relationship dynamic in a nutshell

i would use a clip from this episode to show my friends/post on anywhere besides Tumblr but I don't think any amount of context could explain this

original flavor deadpool is the disabled and mentally ill representation we needed in these trying times

Two very good reasons to have him back on OMitB.

As a married person, I can confirm Wade and Logan are married.

Wade calls Logan on the way home from a job, talks his ear off about all the bullshit that happened (that Wade absolutely was the catalyst for) during the day, and Logan listens patiently, already pulling out ingredients for dinner, shaking his head.

When Wade gets home they cook together to the tune of Wade's shitty playlist that keeps getting paused for ads since Wade refuses to pay for the monthly subscription. Logan swears for the hundredth time that he's gonna buy a fucking CD player just so he can have some damn peace.

They sit on the couch every night when they eat and debate the future of Star Wars. Logan complains about Interstellar making no damn sense. Wade bitches about Logan reading the newspaper he specifically brought home for him.

Wade whines about putting the dishes away and Logan complains about the sheer volume of cups Wade uses throughout the day. Can't you just rinse it out and and use it again? You have a perfectly good cup of water on the damn coffee table.

Wade refolds all of Logan's laundry because no, towels don't get folded like that. And why they fuck is he folding his damn boxers? Just shove that shit in the drawer.

They squeeze into the shower together most mornings, though the water pressure isn't any good, so one of them always ends up freezing and hogging all the water. Wade complains that Logan takes too much damn time washing his hair, so Logan threatens to shave it off.

Yet, they love the fuck out of each other. And it fucking shows.

Wade buys Logan's favorite take-out every Friday, even orders it for delivery if he's out on a job and isn't home.

Logan buys Wade moisturizer and takes care of his dry skin every night before bed, even throws in a ten-minute backscratch because he knows Wade loves that.

Wade holds Logan on the couch while they watch TV, nuzzles his way into Logan's neck, forces compliments into his ear while he dozes because fuck you he's gonna use his newfound knowledge of subliminal messaging to his advantage.

They share a smoke on the fire escape and Logan talks about Laura and how proud he is of her. Wade talks about how excited he is for Vanessa's wedding next year. They cry sometimes too, hold each other's shaking frames as the sunlight fades from the sky.

It's all balance, give and take, with many good days, and some not as good.

They're broken people held together with super glue and a prayer, but they love like they fucking mean it.

2024

2012

Spot the differences

I honestly don't think that, as a fandom, we appreciate Wade and Logan enough.

Yes, we love Deadpool and Wolverine, but what about Wade and Logan?

The people behind the masks? The people who have to go home and wash the blood of their hands, only to wake up and need to do it all again? The people who suffered through the torture and pain of becoming the killing machines they were made to be? The people who desperately want to live a normal life but will never be allowed to? The people who get stared at and ridiculed because of how they are? The people who have to deal with the pains of regenerating?

Sure, in the mask, Deadpool is a witty, confident, highly skilled killing machine, and in the suit, Logan is an anger filled, blood curdling, killer, but what about when they aren't in the suits? When they get home and hang up the masks?

Wade is an insecure mess who hides his pain behind bad jokes and fake smiles, Logan is a PTSD riddled man who has seen too much for anyone person to handle that drowns his sorrows in beer and whiskey.

And I know people write about that, but I feel like alot of people don't really understand that Wade and Deadpool, Logan and Wolverine- they are different.

I feel like I am literally starving to death for more Timon and Pumbaa content. Both official content and fan content. (And none of that live action bull shit!!!!!!!!!!!)

I am ravenous. Vibrating. DESPERATE.

My nervous system is on FIRE.

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Martin Harvey {Martin Short} - Captain Ron; 1992