Max Saying Anything Sends Me Feral

as a person who's new to Tumblr/hasn't properly been on the website EVERYYYYTHINGGGG scares me... what am I doing what SHOULD I do what is reblogging am I reblogging too much (heavy on that one) am I posting too much what tags should I use why do tags feel so AWKWARD yet so FREE?? how do I make my shit look as cool as other shit why is EVERYONE ON HERE cool or SCARY ASF who do I trust who do I not trust what do people know about me have I been doxxed yet should I be scared or chill out are a lot of kids on here that arents supposed to be??? how do I talk to people on here w/o sounding insane? does Tumblr know about brainrot? what do they think of people who came from TikTok or Pinterest? should I censor my content even if I don't see a lot of people censoring theirs? also holy freaky I've seen things already some I like and some HWAAAAHHTTT does Tumblr even have censors....

wearing a mask so no one can tell where im looking

*slams hands on table* nathan lane in only murders in the building.

i literally cannot get enough of him.

theres so little content of him I found my own post on GOOGLE💔💔 ( I am his #1 fan )

me too wade, me too

bonus:

headcanon: logan's in charge of every meal except breakfast. breakfast foods are, for some reason, the only thing wade knows how to cook without it turning into a disaster. sometimes wade gets a little too enthusiastic and ends up cooking far too much food, and that used to be a problem when it was just him and althea, but now? now he's got a big hungry man around who will eat that whole ass stack of french toast, his omelet AND yours, then ask for more sausage when he's done

Started watching Mufasa: The Lion King, and I’ve only gotten through like a quarter of it. Going to make my way through watching the rest this weekend.

But I’m just gonna say it.

This version of Timon is just… not Timon. Like, at all. I see literally no resemblance in personality or demeanor or attitude or ANYTHING. His lines just sound like some generic, millennial twitter user. He’s got literally NONE of the heart behind the snark that Nathan Lane’s Timon brought to the table.

And you know what? Nathan Lane’s Timon is actually ENDEARING. You get the feeling that the little guy has been THROUGH IT. And you can feel how hard he loves.

Billy Eichner’s Timon just feels like he made “being mean” and “being loud” his entire personality. And oh god, y’all should have heard me grumbling when they had Timon whisper in Pumbaa’s ear that he “doesn’t like children.” FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF.

Maybe I’ll make a real post about this later when I’ve finished the movie and I’m not so pissed off.

Gonna go touch some grass now AHAAAAA 🥲

When Wade met a diva so stunning that he panicked and started flirting in the most obnoxious way

if the movie Mufasa was 2D animated

They are toooo cute 🥺