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ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (2021 - ) SEASON ONE

S2 EDITION

So I had to do some errands today and then stopped by Five Below and saw this cute guy:

Sadly, his husband seems to be missing. ;-;

His first suit its still in my brain so yeah AU design I guess

Also made his un-suited self a bit different to kinda differentiate them for myself more than anything

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

Another movie that is clearly threesome endgame and there is no other explication.

So everything kinda sucks rn

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

If we got together and it didn't work out, I would lose you. It didn't matter that I was attracted to you. And boyfriends come and go, but you… I couldn't lose you. I couldn't then, and… I can't now.

MID-CENTURY MODERN Never Have I Ever | 1.04

+ bonus

All this talk about Timon’s masking behavior and his relationship with Pumbaa reminded me of this scenario that popped into my head while watching Mid-Century Modern, directly inspired by a heartfelt, adorable, and HILARIOUS scene between Jerry and Bunny. (If you’ve watched the show, you’ll know the one!!)

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Scenario:

Pumbaa admits he has feelings for Timon. And articulates that he never brought it up because he didn’t want to ruin what they had. And how he thought Timon wouldn’t want to talk about feelings or define anything. And how, if they DID define it, the fear of losing each other was too great and terrible.

And Timon just straight up vomits in response. Not out of disgust, but out of emotional overwhelm. ☠️

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Pumbaa: I love you. Always have. Always will. I didn’t wanna scare ya away, so I never told ya.

Timon: (slow blinks)

(Retches)

*BLARGHHHHHHHHHHH*

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~BONUS~

(A direct quote from Nathan Lane’s character, Bunny.)

Timon (wiping his mouth): “…I can see why you’d be attracted to me.”