That Old Man Is Like 2 Margaritas Away From Coming Out

As a married person, I can confirm Wade and Logan are married.

Wade calls Logan on the way home from a job, talks his ear off about all the bullshit that happened (that Wade absolutely was the catalyst for) during the day, and Logan listens patiently, already pulling out ingredients for dinner, shaking his head.

When Wade gets home they cook together to the tune of Wade's shitty playlist that keeps getting paused for ads since Wade refuses to pay for the monthly subscription. Logan swears for the hundredth time that he's gonna buy a fucking CD player just so he can have some damn peace.

They sit on the couch every night when they eat and debate the future of Star Wars. Logan complains about Interstellar making no damn sense. Wade bitches about Logan reading the newspaper he specifically brought home for him.

Wade whines about putting the dishes away and Logan complains about the sheer volume of cups Wade uses throughout the day. Can't you just rinse it out and and use it again? You have a perfectly good cup of water on the damn coffee table.

Wade refolds all of Logan's laundry because no, towels don't get folded like that. And why they fuck is he folding his damn boxers? Just shove that shit in the drawer.

They squeeze into the shower together most mornings, though the water pressure isn't any good, so one of them always ends up freezing and hogging all the water. Wade complains that Logan takes too much damn time washing his hair, so Logan threatens to shave it off.

Yet, they love the fuck out of each other. And it fucking shows.

Wade buys Logan's favorite take-out every Friday, even orders it for delivery if he's out on a job and isn't home.

Logan buys Wade moisturizer and takes care of his dry skin every night before bed, even throws in a ten-minute backscratch because he knows Wade loves that.

Wade holds Logan on the couch while they watch TV, nuzzles his way into Logan's neck, forces compliments into his ear while he dozes because fuck you he's gonna use his newfound knowledge of subliminal messaging to his advantage.

They share a smoke on the fire escape and Logan talks about Laura and how proud he is of her. Wade talks about how excited he is for Vanessa's wedding next year. They cry sometimes too, hold each other's shaking frames as the sunlight fades from the sky.

It's all balance, give and take, with many good days, and some not as good.

They're broken people held together with super glue and a prayer, but they love like they fucking mean it.

you can't tell me bloomialystock isn't canon and then go ahead and watch max say “who's my little accountant? are you my little accountant? you're my little accountant!” that's like saying gays aren't real and then going to watch drag race

Wade cannot handle all that

I WAS BORN IN DUSSELDORF THAT IS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF!!!!!

More Kurt mullet

WHAT THE FUCK

i am being so genuine when i say this is the best day of my whole entire life

So I had to do some errands today and then stopped by Five Below and saw this cute guy:

Sadly, his husband seems to be missing. ;-;

reminder to literally never look up tlk on ao3 oh my god

They want to jump each other's bones and act like it's about wanting to fight