Not A Crush But

I WAS BORN IN DUSSELDORF THAT IS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF!!!!!

i love Martin shorts voice

More Martin Short Ballet Storytimes...

This is a couple of years old, but just stumbled upon this today — what a gem. I could get behind Martin Short doing this for all of the classic ballets!

Contrary to the plot of The Producers, Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom would have been sentenced to more than 5 years in Sing Sing.

Hypothetically, these could be the charges of Max and Leo based on what they committed during the run of the show:

Max

1 count of investment fraud resulting in 10 years of prison

1 count of embezzlement resulting in 5 years if prison to be served consecutively

1 count of conspiracy to commit fraud resulting in 7 years in prison to be served concurrently with the fraud charge

1 count of theft by deception resulting in 8 years of prison to be served consecutively

5 counts of prostitution resulting in 5 years of prison, a year for each count

Max’s final sentence would be 28 years in prison.

Leo

1 count of investment fraud resulting in 7 years of prison

1 count of conspiracy to commit fraud resulting in 5 years in prison to be served concurrently with the fraud charge

1 count of aiding and abetting embezzlement resulting in 4 years of prison to be served consecutively

Leo’s final sentence would be 11 years in prison.

Leo was given a less harsh sentence because of his lack of criminal history before Springtime for Hitler and because he was hesitant at first, showing evidence of Max coercing him.

Along with prison sentence, the two would likely be forced to pay back the $2 million to their backers as restitution.

me too wade, me too

bonus:

Two very good reasons to have him back on OMitB.

do you think steve martin and martin short realize they have romantic chemistry in omitb or do they consider charles and oliver the epitome of best friends

Some spidypool art

You’re my Favorite Place

Ok, I'm so sorry, but the legendary Steve Martin Short kiss at Diane Keaton's AFI Lifetime achievement award in 2017 is just becoming even more legendary

Like they made an iconic kiss with Diane sitting between them

Who was sitting next to Steve? His wife

Who was sitting next to Marty? Meryl Streep