This is a uniquely terrible time to have the first American pope in regards to global politics and optics, but by god is Chicago Pope a comedic goldmine. We are in a golden age of posting.
Carrie (1976)
You should absolutely take more church pictures so I can imagine railing your pretty little brains out in the back of the church and knocking you up while we hear the church choir sing
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it’s more like a praise band lol but fuck yes please do this. it’s a small church but there are little rooms you can go into.
Cupping your own boobs for no real reason is important enrichment for girls
Sylvia Plath, aged 29, after discovering her husband's affair, in a letter to Ruth Tiffany Barnhouse Beuscher, her former psychiatrist (dated Friday, 20 July 1962)
does your “back hurt” more on your period than normal❓
one thing i’m not wrong about is those perfect breast 🩷
thanks for the comment about my breasts, but i’m curious: do u have a thing for periods?
Embeth Davidtz as Jennifer Honey in Matilda (1996)
I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird
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“you’re such a sweetheart” while you ram it further in my ass 💕