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. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ ୨୧‧₊˚✧ boyfriend! caleb hcs pt 2

a continuation of this because i don’t think i made him dirty enough T_T

a/n: this is my ideal man

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cws: fem reader, modern au, fluff and smut, pretty yandere again, actually obsessed with you, possessive sex, girl he’s not crazy he’s in love with you that’s all, wasn’t totally sober while writing this either but i’m going through a lot okay?? we listen and we don’t judge what happened to that?, sexual content, mentions a strong willingness that he has to kill people for you, very guard dog of him, so violence mentions, idk I got carried away

bf! caleb loves spoiling you of course. he takes you to eat out for dinner nearly every single night and listens intently when you talk about the every detail of your day with a love struck look in his eyes. he holds your hand from across the table as the two of you share a slice of cake on a single plate, faces candlelit. after spending an evening with you, watching you sit pretty in front of him and be all cute and polite while you’re so dolled up, he can barely wait until you’ve managed to unlock the door to your shared apartment to get his hands all over you. caleb gently pulls your purse from your shoulder and drapes it on the coat rack so it doesn’t spill out. he kicks the door shut all while he’s kissing you stupid and grips your wrists to lock your wrists behind his neck.

“mhmm,” you hum, feeling him nibble at your bottom lip. the feeling of his tongue incessantly poking at your mouth, demanding entrance instead of asking makes you yelp and part your lips without even thinking of it. caleb moans when he’s tasting the inside of your mouth at last. the creamy taste of you dessert fills his senses and he suckles at your tongue while backing you into the bedroom. you can feel his heart hammering against your chest when he presses himself against you. your boyfriend’s hand grips your hips, pulling you impossibly closer and doesn’t dare break your kiss.

bf! caleb likes when you’re always on his lap or in his arms or laying on top of him, and always because he’ll physically pick you up and put you there. caleb will wrap a buff arm around your waist and pull you from sitting next to him to draping your legs over his and placing you in his lap. “you smell so good, baby.” caleb murmurs, pressing his nose to your forehead and inhaling you. he pulls you tighter to get your face in the crook of his neck, hurrying the situation along so that this can turn from the two of you watching a ghibli movie on the couch to him fucking you into the cushions for the next few hours.

bf! caleb gets his glimpse of your personality and decides that he doesn’t need his own. he’ll just be you now. and whatever you like, he loves. whatever drama series, boy band, female-oriented otome game it is, he fucking loves it for you. he knows all about the plot and the characters and consumes it as much as you do so yo can never ever say you don’t have anyone to talk about your interests with. he positively studies you so well that you can never see an edit of one of your favorite characters and say that you have no one to send it to. he takes your every interest so seriously. he wants the two of you to be exactly alike that the only way someone could differentiate you from him would be by describing physical appearances.

bf! caleb basically fucking sleeps on top of you. he’s got no clue how much heat his body produces in his sleep and that he’s always burning you alive. and caleb insists that you’re simply making up these wild stories about him ‘snoring like a bear in the dead of hibernation’ and ‘sleeping perfectly soundly even when you’re gasping for air beneath his body crushing you in the middle of the night’ because, really, that just doesn’t sound like him. he’s sure he sleeps very similarly to you, you know, like a literal angel. that’s exactly what you look like to him, you know? when you’re completely dead to the world and sleeping soundly next to him, he often catches himself just gazing at you and running his fingers through your hair, thumbing at your cheeks when his heart flutters at the cute snores and adorable way that you drool a bit. yeah, he’s sure he sleeps a lot like this.

bf! caleb who looks at you with so much love in his eyes when he’s balls deep inside of you and it never fucking fails. he’ll be drilling your shit like the world is about to end and you’ll glance up after a few moments, as he presses his body so close to yours that he you feel like he’s trying to make you one singular person. caleb grips your chin roughly with one hand and interlaces your fingers with his free hand, keeping your bodies connected at every point that he can.

bf! caleb who is soooo obsessed with his pretty fucking girlfriend that sometimes he thinks things like maybe your souls were born together or something, sweet things like that. but when he looks down at your face and body and sees the way you’re easily dwarfed by his, breasts heaving in his sweaty face as he fucks you to death in your own bed and your body bouncing with the force of his hips slamming into yours, his thoughts shift quickly. he hears your cute little drawn out moans and thinks that he might kill someone for you. if anyone ever laid a finger on you, he wouldn’t dare stop and think before crushing them into the pavement beneath the gravity of his evol. that’s just the type of man you bring out of him, when you’re underneath him moaning and scratching his biceps like hell with your pink nails and calling his name out in that voice—that… that breathy voice that he fucks out of you so easily.

but he can’t exactly say all of that when you’re milking his cock so good as he shoves you into another orgasm. you whine beneath him as he drills you and forces you to keep eye contact with him, your nails raking down his back and clawing his skin. “fuuuck, caleb, you’re being too rough!” you huff the words out, overstimulation fogging your mind and turning you into nothing but his cute little hole, only good for taking his pistoning inches. “being too hard on you, baby doll?” he asks, a teasing lilt in his tone. he shakes his head and plants his cock deeper inside of you with each thrust, his cum overflowing and soaking into the bedsheets. “you’ve taken it before, haven’t you? why bother whining now?” he taunts you, punctuating his words with forceful jabs into the entrance of your cervix. “especially when you’re the one that was begging for it in the first place.” he whispers huskily in your ear, dragging himself out painfully slowly and shoving himself back in.

bf! caleb considers you to be his absolute best friend and doesn’t even enjoy being around other people the way he does when he’s with you. he really gets irritated when he’s without you, totally dependent on you. and really, honestly, he’d do anything for you. anything you asked for, it’s all yours. and he doesn’t miss the way you get irritated easily too like that time when this guy bumped into you on the sidewalk and gave you a dirty look as if it was your fault that he almost sent you falling onto the sidewalk. and don’t think that he didn’t give you a look of his own; asking you if you want him to handle the guy. he backed off, of course. always does when you tell him to. and it always feels as if you’re calling off a guard dog. but he’d do it, you know? you’re aware of the extent of his devotion, aren’t you? do you know that you could point someone out in a crowd and he’d fucking juice them with his evol and kiss you with his bloody face right after.

and sometimes caleb can’t even remember how he felt before he had you or what it’s like to be a normal lover to someone without spiraling every time he thinks of them. he lets you consume every bit of his mind and marries his soul to yours. everything about you is what makes him who he is.

I will absolutely write a part three to this because, once again, I had a million ideas that I didn't use. (I'll also write these for the other lis as well)

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I’m sick to my fucking stomach

The map flag had the same color scheme as the pan flag and now they’re switching to the bi flag

If you see anyone with this flag or any variation

Run

Don’t fucking hesitate to block because pedos are now using this new “flag” and other forms of it

Can I get a signal boost from larger accounts? Start tagging people so this will spread

Imagine being a kid in school. Your teacher comes up with an idea for class picture. Every student will draw pictures of their friends.

Everyone starts drawing enthusiasticly, and can’t wait to see what they look like in the drawings. When pictures are ready you notice that popular students have more pictures than rest, but nobody has done a drawing of you. The teacher notices that too, and asks if someone would do your picture. To your horror the class clown takes the job, and comes up with a caricature of you. Others are laughing, but you’re not. You feel awful. The teacher notices that. and asks again someone to do a drawing of you. One of the ‘good students’ starts drawing, but the result is forced. It’s just a drawing of a generic child wearing a shirt of same color as you a wearing. There’s no spirit, no soul in it. You start sensing that the class is geting frustrated with you. They want to be done with this. You ask quietly the teacher if you could do a drawing yourself.

After school your classmates confront you. Why did you have to make such a big deal out of it? The first picture was funny. The second picture was just fine! The drawing you did yourself wasn’t right, do you think you are that good-looking? There were other kids who got only one or two pictures of themselves. Who are you to demand special treatment? Maybe there would have been a picture of you if you weren’t such annoying baby, nobody likes you anyway, and nobody’s going to if you keep on being like that, you don’t deserve a drawing!

This could be story of bullying, but it’s also about how I see portraying LGBTQ+-people and PoC in mainstream entertainment.

Thanks to Fandoms and Feminism for inspiration!

the spider’s sense! a spidercaleb series.

♥︎ spider-man!caleb 𝑥 fem!reader

synopsis. ┆ caleb’s life was perfect—until it wasn’t. a radioactive spider bite turned him into linkon’s friendly neighborhood spider-man, the daily bugle started hunting for the man behind the mask, and to top it all off, he was forced to partner up with you—his smart, competitive, and infuriatingly perfect classmate who threatened his spot as number one in the class rankings.

tags/warnings. ┆ college/modern au, academic rivals to lovers, fluff, angst, eventual smut, gran isn’t evil in this LOL, the canon event, college parties, alcohol consumption, cliches, depictions of serious crime, references to the spider-man comics and movies, mdni

a/n. ┆ fanart art is by 长白山小葱头 on weibo. this is my first series on this app to celebrate hitting 1K! if you want to join the taglist, comment on this post or send me an ask.

main masterlist. ┆ talk to me!

chapter one ── pest control.

caleb's worst fear comes true when the two of you are assigned as lab partners, especially after your first experiment together goes horribly wrong in more ways than one. (4.6k)

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Us: WILL DNPGAMES EVER CONTINUE?? IS THE WORLD BEING TORN APART?? ARE DNP QUITTING YOUTUBE???

Phil: :)

if dan and phil don’t do the titanic pose on the boat then what is the point

(x)

࿐ Whenever you are guys apart for some time, Yuji can’t seem to keep his hands off of you. Always waiting for you to let your guard down so he can pounce on you.

Squeezing you like a plushie, his buff arms suffocate you, your face stuffed into his chest.

He hates using how strong he is against you but in times like this he’s desperate :(

Nuzzling his nose into your neck, sniffing you like he’s a dog craving your scent.

After every inhale, he exhales loudly like your the best perfume his after smelt.

You let out a small squeak when you feel the wetness of his tongue on your neck.

But this isn’t the end of his schemes.

~

As you’re washing the dishes you hear the front door open. Putting his things down, he runs towards you like a puppy seeing its owner after years. “I missed you!” He whines your name, standing to close for comfort. You greet him, and turn your focus back to cleaning.

Turning your head, you’re startled by him still standing there. Frowning while softly pouting his lips.

“Come here.” He tries to lean his face in, but you turn your head quickly.

“Come hereee.” He complains, squeezing your cheeks as he uses his hand to forcefully turn you his way.

Before you could refuse, he pushes his lips against yours. Repeatedly. You struggle to keep up with him. Your little gasp and inhales whenever he’d break the kiss was making his pants tight :(

He decides he’s had enough (for now) once your eyes start going out of focus. He smiles as he finally backs out of your personal bubble. Licking his now glossed, lips while he turns to bother something other than you.

Your face flushed, and your hands trembly, your embarrassed of how easily he got you in a state like this >:(

Your eyebrows furrowed, you (try to) continue the dishes.